going for a nice long walk at a new park

🎶huh, ha, uhnn toxic luuuuuuuvvvvvv🎶

the bakery and cheese sections have me in a chokehold

it'll be a bird for sure. they can fly ANYWHERE but choose to shit on my car in the middle of a barren parking lot.

this is how i ended up with 2 apple pencils and 3 of the same color of fenty lip liner

a charley horse will humble you so fast

i need this dentist to hurry tf on before the school traffic starts 😩

love a weird black girl

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

the bathroom sink is my favorite place to lose the backs of my earrings 😌

reddish-orange maple leaves opening on a barren tree set against a sunset

my maple tree is coming back

this is too darn cute and wholesome 🥹

a woman in a leopard print coat is holding a statue of a skull . Alt: chris tucker in a leopard print coat and blonde do is holding a walking stick

like?!

ordinary's glycolic acid plz and thank you

made pancakes. mowed the lawn.
going for a walk later in this nice weather.

all-in-all a pretty satisfying day.

A version of Dune where the Bene Gesserit Voice is your mama reminding you to take the chicken out of the freezer before she gets home.

me and cinnamon twist go together real bad

he thought their apples should have been based in reality. later in life i walked into a grocery store and saw purple cauliflower and gave an audible snort

our pastor going on a 20 minute rant during vacation bible school because children colored apples purple 😒

i have one right now i be wanting to put outside 🙄 but she's "so sooooft".

i bet the devil is a fluffy ass male orange tabby

Houston's Cinco De Mayo parade canceled this year amid ICE concerns, LULAC says The Cinco De Mayo Parade, held annually in downtown Houston, has been canceled this year amid rising concerns of ICE enforcement activity, LULAC said.

Houston's Cinco De Mayo parade cancelled this year amid ICE concerns LULAC says

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i feel like if i learned when i was young that:
- my husband, the king, would cheat on me and have several babies on me
- ALL my kids would die before me AND
- a badder bitch was gonna replace me on the throne someday

i'd feel some type of way

me cuz i walk like annalise keating 😭

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

oooo- cuz i always thought something similar. they're in a different dimension of earth and in SOME places on earth the barrier separating us is especially thin so we see/hear "ghosts".

be dippin my chips in it and everything 🐽

whole milk. FULL FAT.

a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words `` welcome back '' written on the bottom . Alt: a group of students and Kotter are standing in a hallway with the words "welcome back '' written on the bottom

🎶welcome back, welcome back, wel-come baaaaaacckkkk🎶