I know I gave up being a bitch/giving RBF for Lent, but today… my eyes rolled in the back of my head so many times, I’ve memorized what my brain looks like.

I feel like I’ve been sweeping my floors all morning. There’s just… a lot of hair everywhere.

Just my hair.

Pretty sure this is perimenopause.

Just a reminder:

Just because your ex/toxic friend texts you “Happy Thanksgiving”, you do not have to text them back!!

You got rid of them for a reason.

I don’t fully trust Miller Tavern ever since someone tried to tip themselves 100% on my card and it took two weeks and a general inquiry email to get it all settled.

Do you ever just have one-sided beef with someone you’ve never met, but you know they’re just annoying?

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Kiké really loves Halloween.

I don’t trust t-shirt guns.

Remember what happened to Maude Flanders?!?

You know what’s more expensive than a Buc-ees’ rest stop?

Accidentally parking in Vail because you had to go to the bathroom and ended up buying creams and potions.

Damn I just found out you can get fired just by rolling your eyes. #meangirlmurders

Probably a movie about a saint?

Hi

Disgusting

I saw a grown ass woman come out of the drivers seat that had this bumper sticker.

So… 🤷🏽‍♀️

Would this make a great red lip?

If I bought a glasses case and a phone case from Temu, this is how much it would cost. #TemuTariffs

#Art

Not pictured: At an EV charging station

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What up people and mostly those I know from Twitter

My friend just asked her dad for advice for me and I think that’s a beautiful thing.
🥲

Bistro B in GP is no longer. I saw the new owners and it’s called something else now.

#gulfofmexico

Damn. Altuve didn’t fight hard enough?

Thank you!!!

I got the best birthday present today. I am ready to sit down and read this book by @anthonyocampo.bsky.social

Last day of 43 tells me I need a haircut.

But do I go for bangs?

Stop. This is too funny.

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BASEBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!!

I’m dumb.

I keep mistaking the Maloofs for the Adelsons, but aren’t the same?

#Mavs #SacKings #LVknights

An iced lavender latte with oat milk in a plastic cup with an angel on it and a yellow lid.

A yellow cup lid with a heart shaped straw.

An avocado toast with burrata, chili flakes, and chili oil.

I went to the soft opening of Lala Land Kind Cafe. Waiting wasn’t too bad and they were running efficiently. I really like this lavender latte and avocado toast. They even had heart shaped straws!

I also met a new baseball friend who moved here in 2017.

1. You’re not 52. Stop it.

2. It is never too late to get a degree.

This 🎺 man says, “I don’t understand why people are like ‘if you are …. swipe left’ when it shouldn’t matter as long as you’re happy together”

Babes, they are giving you their red flags upfront.