Obviously this is (mostly) untrue, first time in a while I have been so gutted by a result. In some ways this is better than the apathy I suppose.

I hate Tottenham Hotspur

Oh for fucks sake

I’m sorry everyone I had a brief moment of optimism about Spurs and now look what it’s done. Back to my misery where I belong.

This is getting a lot of, possibly deserved, abuse but I know that if I found this while I had a hangover I would absolutely demolish it and go back for more. Just a shame there is no black pudding.

It’s been depressing supporting Spurs for so long that it is easy to forget that it used to be so much fun

My completely unsubstantiated nightmare is that the much talked about points deduction for City ends up somehow putting them even with spurs on points but ahead on goal difference. So we go down and the Woolwich lot win the league. Maximum drama and pain.

Imagine having to change all those clocks forward/back twice a year

I found the recent Fighting Cock / The Lab episode on this encouraging but admit that like you I still have serious concerns. There is nothing good about relegation and don’t trust those at the top in the club to be able to handle it. They can’t even run a club with Spurs’s current resources

I should probably apologise to my neighbours for the language they have been hearing

Seriously

Wow the smug condescending narrative around Romero is crazy

What De Zerbi’s comments about Mason Greenwood tell us about male violence | Chris Paouros Spurs head coach’s apology for past comments about his former player was important but insufficient. If we want things to change in football, we need some accountability

Good piece on the new Spurs boss Roberto De Zerbi, and why his defence of Mason Greenwood — and later meek apology for it — was harmful to the safety of women

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

It’s a bit much isn’t it

I should do a giveaway here too!

I'll randomly select someone who retweets this to receive a signed copy of Daughter of Crows 🙂

Although it feels bad implying that this man isn’t elite in his own special way

a soccer game is being played on a green field Alt: Erik Lamela nutmeg

Guilty

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

Endlessly relevant

Fixed that for you Spurs...

British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty

British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty theonion.com/british-man-desperately-...

Well that’s disappointing. Didn’t think my opinion of those running Tottenham could get any worse.

An edited screengrab from the Simpsons, showing crooked attorney Lionel Hutz's business card. The card is headed 'Tottenham Hotspur' with the text beneath saying 'Sensible Hiring Policy' and 'No Dickheads'. The addition of a red question mark, comma and exclamation mark in red felt pen alters the text to read 'Sensible Hiring Policy? No, Dickheads!' in reference to Tottenham Hotspurs apparent willingness to hire sexual violence apologist Roberto De Zerbi. #spurs #notodezerbi

Hey @tottenhamhotspur.com

So many radio ads at the moment end with “your capital is at risk” in the little disclaimer. It always feels vaguely like a threat or a damning indictment of my finances.

Quite a few at this point

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