call me the damn Conclusion baby

lmao I was quoted in Ars Technica

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

it is your job to act with moral clarity. before you ask other people to act for you, why don't you tell us what YOU plan on doing?

A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work

this world could be so good

crashing out tbh

so I guess he gave up on getting into heaven?

“first as tragedy, then as farce” really falls apart when nuclear weapons are involved, huh

Let me know the timestamp when YOU figure out what Dalton’s scheming

damn is that my memory card

a gamecube memory card saves screen with the blocks repressing different games

one thing i truly love about legacy gaming is glimpsing into the past of our childhoods like this. the previous owner of this memory card was playing Metroid Prime on Christmas Eve of 2002, late into the night, before Santa came

can we leave the fucking Migos alone?????

okay this one’s really good

I keep getting IG ads from this guy who says everyone is masturbating wrong and damaging their penises, but he will give you a gooning plan to make sure you do it right

I thought he was posting a quote about himself 😭

hudson. whatever

zohran must immediately require restaurants to disclose if they’re using east river fish

my favorite pitches we do on the show are always the stupidest ones

just another way that using AI is above all, supremely embarrassing for you

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

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I subscribed to this SO fast

Well hello there

huh. I know it as like a horror tinged, Mission Impossible-esque action film. I wonder why that is

also I played on my switch and screenshotted EVERYTHING

don’t go into a day with any specific goal. just go with the flow, open new doors, and pounce on the opportunities when they present themselves to you

Donald Trump thinks he’s The Rock
The Rock thinks he’s Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise thinks he’s Venusian Buster Keaton

this a damn ET