Stolen from some dude on Threads...

Alan Dershowitz: I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party turned 18

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

You all already know about my love of the Wonder Twins, but also I would absolutely write a Thundarr the Barbarian reboot.

GALLEGO: Earlier today, you told Sec. Kennedy that Trump never demanded you to cut interest rates. Is that your sworn testimony?

WARSH: That is, senator.

GALLEGO: Okay. Well someone here is lying then. Because Trump confirmed he pressed you on interest rate cuts.

There's actually a fun story behind this: the guy who was NYC superintendent of school buildings from 1891 to 1923 was an architect who believed in holistic learning, and wanted to inspire kids to rise out of poverty by giving them a sense of the possibility of granduer through construction.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Penis costume protester prevails in court Alabama officers said the woman's costume created a public safety threat and arrested her at an October

I'm just here for the headline

www.courthousenews.com/penis-costum...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Every AI commercial gaslights you into thinking you're an idiot. Before you had access to AI you were too stupid to find your girlfriend's makeup, or boil an egg, or pick a shirt. Every commercial starts from the premise of "Hey, so you know how you're the dumbest fucking fuck to ever do it?"

It's been so interesting to watch this unfold. Barnes & Noble and other big book chains shut indies down in the the 1990s (and on) and then Amazon came along and ate up all the book market share. Now people tired of big corporations are creating demand for more indies

And biblio.com is a used booked website not owned by amazon--indies and bookstores list stuff on there so you're supporting an actual store. You can find a lot of out-of-print or old editions of things there!

I work in an indie bookstore. People are really glad to see us and mostly want to support us. There was this one old gent telling his grandson why he was spending a few dollars more with us than buying it online--that money you spend offline goes off to who-knows-where to people who don't need it.

Fox News beta cuck Sean Hannity: “As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.”

Not only selling out your dignity and integrity but also your eternal afterlife for a man who would push you in front of a bus if you got in his way.

Good work.

1/2

not to repost this stupid sociopathic chode, but you are not prepared for how much he gets handsomemogged by this interviewer who looks like a golden age superhero or something omg

Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.

Happy Burt Gummer day to those who celebrate.
(...and don't forget to pay your taxes.)

Also contains this epic paragraph:

I would love to know how many of these dudes self-identify as nerds because anecdotally I don't find nerds regularly gamble as they understand the concept of statistics, and if they want to engage in risky behavior with dice they will do it not with craps but with a DM and four fellow adventurers

An evil Justice League

All the trans people I know are cool and all the anti-trans people are uniformly douchebags so I have decided that they are like the evil version of the Justice League but without the cool costumes.

Laughing at the thought of trying to like....police what is canon that way even.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

Fisher Price Brutalism youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...

There're reasons why I say you want to be someone's shot of whiskey instead of their cup of tea. Broad appeal tends to be *shallow* appeal, while things that are strongly flavored tend to be CRAVED by the people who enjoy them.

Sometimes you need to embrace being strongly flavored.

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

#NowWatching: TREMORS (1990)

Directed by Ron Underwood

Starring Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, Michael Gross, Victor Wong and Reba McEntire

#Movies #90s #FilmSky #Nostalgia #Scifi #Horror #Comedy #Tremors #MonsterMovies #KevinBacon #BurtGummer #Cinema #Nevada #ArrowVideo #MovieSky

initially i thought it extremely inappropriate for jd vance to travel to another country and try to meddle in their elections and now i think he should go stump on behalf of every right wing reactionary party in europe, give him a special budget for it, i don't care, get him on the local news

Ossoff: "Iran's ballistic missiles and drones are not destroyed. The regime is intact, along with its ability to throttle the global energy supply. Along with its stockpile of highly enriched uranium, which it only assembled after Donald Trump shredded President Obama's Iran deal."