No need to check my skeet history, I never had a single doubt.

a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand . Alt: Chris Farley in cardiac arrest.

OK, heart, let’s calm way down now for sleep.

Joker whispering in the refs ear about his upcoming flop plans

The broadcast crew tonight is a very elite Michael Grady, plus two dimwits saying stupid shit to distract Grady.

Two-footers and free throws. You gotta make them.

It’s not all Rudy this time, either.

Nuggets 10-0 in fast break points is driving me insane.

Two guys’ hands touched. Ref makes dramatic, emphatic, totally wrong call.

I have never seen that offensive foul called in my life

Guys, just fall down every time you shoot a 3. You get extra points for that.

Time to focus exclusively on the Ant timeline — this ain’t it.

It’s way too easy to watch my sports teams. I need 3 a.m. starts. All teams playing simultaneously. Each period broadcast on a different streaming service.

This is exactly how I feel about it. I don’t want to watch games that are decided by refs reacting to who flailed or fell down the best.

My god, sign me up for this.

Angie Craig trying to paint herself as an anti-ICE warrior is some revisionist horseshit.

“Ant Edwards” isn’t a thing, and the broadcast crew is addicted to saying it. Ant, or Anthony Edwards.

Have the Wolves even tried to push the pace today? They’re playing one of the worst teams in the league at defending fast breaks.

OK, but Jaden didn’t push him THAT hard either. A little exaggeration added on.

Feed Donte, come on.

Someone run at Aaron Gordon and flail your arm after you shoot — the refs love that shit.

Murray has made 11 free throws. The entire Wolves team has shot 11.

Every Jamal Murray flop has been rewarded. 100 percent conversion rate today.

Help me understand how Jaden got a flagrant for this but the Nuggets didn't even get a foul

Please don’t play stupid during the non-Jokic minutes!

Rudy, you freaking stud.

How are NBA refs this bad at their jobs? That’s ridiculous.

Well, we know right away who the refs want to win.

a young boy is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a blue shirt . Alt: a young boy is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a blue shirt and gagging.

I’m updating my status to this. Ready for tip-off.

I’m excited, but certainly not overconfident about my Wolves against Denver. Awoo time.

It’s quite a statement on the state of America that Alito and Thomas staying put on the court is cause for relief. I mean … whew.