In other news, Andrew Tate now has a Substack.

But it's all ok because it's just "free speech" isn't it? Definitely definitely not rampant unprincipled greed.

Oh no! I am a big Trump supporter & supporter of the US & Israeli wars on Gaza, Lebanon & Iran but seeing this I think we should no longer align ourselves with the IDF & I am showing this picture to Trump at Mar-a-Lago tonight & he will totally care & be upset & make a good normal decision

1917 editorial cartoon in the New York Tribune

Leopard, meet face. Face, leopard.

I notice the Fake News Media refuse to report on Trump’s plan to settle all future geopolitical disputes through the power of dance

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

The Muppets (1955 to present)

Is Pope Leo XIV the right person to lead the Catholic Church? We asked four evangelicals at a megachurch outside of Nashville.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Should be part of his next test.

Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus?

That was this week.

Happy 80th birthday to Al Green

If evangelicals think Pope Leo is too”woke” just wait until
they hear about this fellow called Jesus.

We'll know for sure that the Pope is a registered Democrat if he hires 1000 new Swiss Guards and issues a series of tough-on-drugs edicts in response to the GOP criticism

Jim chilling out in his new living room as a freshly signed up member of Durotriges feline tribe.

First question we ask when we are looking at a house: "How will it suit the cats?"

Second question we ask: "Do we like it?"

Jim seems to be settling in well. As are we: www.tom-cox.com/what-i-am-ab...

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance

1968: We had to destroy the village in order to save it

2026: We had to blockade the Strait in order to open it up

Where's the fun in that?

My company that makes extras of the less-common gas price numerals (4s through 8s) is having its best year ever. We're about to roll out a "10" placard that fits in a single column. Thank you Mr. President!

Released on this day in 1974: Rock 'N' Roll Suicide #DavidBowie
youtu.be/lJQf-gcG-g4?si…

Source: Melania Trump planning second press conference to announce she did not personally rape E. Jean Carroll.

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

31 years ago today, Mr. Burns sang about his gorilla-chest vest and other clothes made from animals.

#TheSimpsons episode “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds” first aired April 9, 1995.

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

This is so well done. 👌