Ok. NOW I’m going to bed.

You all really suck, Royals.

Robert.

<puts diaper on, places binkie in mouth>

Promise??

Yeah, I’m gunna go to sleep.

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Only if we can start the first at bat with a 3-0 count

The Royals should start letting fans come down and take a few swings. See if they can get on base. Worth a shot.

Narrator: Carter did not do something.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

What in the serious holy fuck is going on with the Royals right now?

Sounds like Q might need to update his LinkedIn along with the coaching staff.

*raises hand high*

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

No.

I’m in.

A Royals fan wearing a paper bag that reads, "SADNESS."

Welp.

It’s hard to be a Royals fan

I wanna die

I really fucking hate sports.

Ned’s dead, baby. Ned’s dead.

Enjoy the sweep.

Spare me all this “oh we just got them on a hot streak… bullshit. You know when our “hot streak” usually is? In September. When we are eliminated from the playoffs. It gets fucking exhausting.

I think I need to stop watching Royals games for a little bit.

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

Is that good?

Guys, I’m not so sure this is the year…

What carrot?

Cute Girl with a whopper last night:
Cleaning your cast iron skillet is like sex. You need some heat, some muscle and a lot of lubricant.

Yelling pretty loudly now at the TV.

Eat at Arby’s.