Posts by Teresa SHHbabe
My home office
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
Experibaking. First time I used the bread machine to make dough and then played with it after. Basic bread loaf + an attempt at cinnamon bread #BakingBread
Dini making herself at home
No Kings
And brutally dead wives
Can we talk about the American reporter who was shot in the face with a rubber bullet by police, lost an eye, continued to deteriorate, and is dying from the wound?? RUBBER BULLETS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AIMED AT PEOPLE. tinyurl.com/3cvcj8pk
I looked back up and saw… they were past my drive, just walking along.
And that weird light? Phone screen.
Freaked out, thinking black eyed kids, I saw my lighter, cursed my lack of an aerosol spray, and grabbed up my weeding glove. It’s got clawed fingers, think Freddy Kruger glove but blunter. Prepared to defend myself and my fresh cig from any ghosts or ghouls,
At like 2am, unable to sleep, I decided to be very healthy on my front porch. I had just lit a cigarette and was starting to pace when I saw a weird light at the end of my driveway, just kind of bobbing along. There were two shapes with it, smallish adult- or tallish kid-sized.
Had the most GenX response to something that could’ve been spoopy.
Indy beans
Orange cat camouflage
“Wouldn’t you rather have a partner?”
This morning I changed 3 cat boxes, weeded my culvert on burst blisters from yesterday’s mow-fest, & took out the trash, all before breakfast or even caffeine. And I can honestly say, yes, it would be easier with a partner. But safer with a maid & a lawn service
Giving It To Charity is a spicy charity anthology that follows one FMC through different stories told by 13 authors. It’s intended for an 18+ audience.
All proceeds from this project will go to The American Library Association.
a.co/d/aHUf08V #books #americanlibraryassociation
Birthday lunch outfit. I’m celebrating entering my dragon years! #BirthdayGirl
The Devil’s Panties crew observes my workday @jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com
When you wander outside and the sky is doing amazing things
Happy #birthday to me! I'm not just over the hill, I'm glad I can still see it from here... with my glasses on 😆
World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
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I'm not saying I lowkey think my house is haunted. Whenever I catch movement out of the corner of my eye, I make sure I know where both cats are. If it could have been them, it was. If not... maybe it's time to go visit the Bro & fam 😗 #BlameTheCat
She and I had a call immediately after about an unrelated thing but she spent the first couple of mins making sure I was truly ok.
I really like this (newish) job. Now if only they paid more.. #WorkLife 3/3
But my boss heard (SM & Bosslady are both physically in the office) & abruptly joined the call and reset the tone, quick. Didn’t criticize SM on the call, kept it moving, all the while chatting with me on Teams
about why she joined and what she was doing. Turned out to be a productive meeting. 2/3
TL;DR I think I got #GirlBoss -ed… and I think I liked it
During today’s weekly cross-team stand up mtg, the Scrum Master kind of shut me down hard, twice. Not a big deal, I thought, I’d definitely heard him be that, ahem, direct with another coworker in our team’s daily stand up. 1/3
From our daily team standup:
Bosslady: K (who shares a dad joke every morning in Teams) do you have a repository of all of your dad jokes?
K: Yeah it’s called a dad-a-base
K: *shares image of his mug with this saying on it*
I like this team! WorkLife
Reps want to eliminate February as Black History Month? Ok! I’ve always felt that having the shortest month of the year be a “history” month showed no commitment to the task. I say claim March:
✔️ 31 days
✔️ No holidays schools are closed for, usually
And now, pictures! IndyCat approves of the new layout. 3/3