Yeah this President isn't even a Democrat.

New meaning to "reactionary centrist". /s

Needs to work in the Texans, Bucs, and Saints to make sure our bad South division teams bases are covered.

tbh this seems more like the Steelers getting a steal than Denver overpaying

Time to retire.

We lost our record for the most Super Bowl losses to the Patriots.

I feel like Kid Rock only getting 65% of the Twitter vote shows how bad he lost.

Picking the guy who scores points over the guy whose job it is to intentionally turn the ball over isn't very sicko.

AI Scalzi's makes eye contact with its awful gaze, but It can not find my soul for It has no soul of Its own.

Gotta invent hotter fire first.

Well reaching out for the noble compromise has always worked out exactly like putting my hand on the red hot coils of an active stove that is itself on fire, so.... I think the noble compromise is due for a success.

I could get back to the LOS.

The best I've come up with is that he really thinks painting a map - expanding national borders - makes a national leader great. He thinks Greenland will be a signature "achievement" for his legacy.

How does the Texans defense practice against the Texans offense?

I am trying to imagine the timeline where the 49ers win. I am failing.

Hey, this applies to us east coast nights owls too!

Maybe this is what Ryan is going for?

Hurling lances?

Three games AS A TEAM with 100 yards rushing this year!

Well, at least they'll only play playoff caliber teams after this.

Well is skin healthy to eat?

Well this is going to be a test case if Bryce Young can put the team on his back and carry them to the playoffs, at least.

Payton will pull him out of retirement after 5 years if he needs to.

I made it 60 seconds - a full minute! - and am now going to have a midlife crisis about how I am spending my life.

It's even dumber since if the clock had stopped with 1 second left after the field goal the Raiders would have had a teeny tiny itsy bitsy chance of not losing the game, which is surely what the 74 year old football lifer head coach had on his mind and not ~*~the line~*~

With the right the *next one* is always dumber than the last.

I'm guessing that's without a QB adjustment?

Yes, but all of the Billy Joes were safely contained on one team!