We went to a coastal museum with a touch pool and ofc my 5 yo is trying to pick up and hug every horseshoe crab and starfish and they all started running away from her

Cocteau Twins is just Simlish music

Looking at all the amazing new fursuits being made and wondering why I am not as productive like I have complete amnesia about raising two humans

Scalloped potatoes feel like a lot of work to get 1/8th of an inch of tasty roasted flavor on top of a sediment layer of pale mushy potato water

Horny and full of female rage at the same time, perimenopause is awesome

Update: wound up with lots of romas and 3 dills and 2 yellow marigold, just started a bunch more flowers and some peppers now

Scronched

Your posts are the funniest things on my feed

Got a 2 star review bc they ordered a red tail and they said it looks salmon? It’s literally fire truck red but ok I guess my eyes are broken

*moneys in bank acct* yay
*house insurance + other bills*
*no moneys* oh :(

It’s a very American experience, recommend. Plus they have a beaver fursuiter

Daughter is officially 5. Where time go? Anyways… Buccee’s Birthday

If you haven’t yet I urge you to watch Bridge Kids bc it’s basically just every person I grew up with in Florida

LATE FRAGMENT And did you get what you wanted from this life, even so? I did. And what did you want? To call myself beloved, to feel myself beloved on the earth.

Raymond Carver #poetry

Please god I hope I never have this dysfunctional of a relationship with my son

It’s always the same bc she’ll basically berate and browbeat my husband continuously over some small offense until he gets angry and raises his voice and than that gives her the evidence she wants that he’s a bad man

Oh yeah I will separate them all out when they get first true leaves. Usually I do mine in individual blocks but I wanted to try something new this year

Apparently needed a reminder on how unstable my mil can be because she called us literally as we were crawling into bed last night to scream at us about something that happened that she completely misinterpreted

Dill and Roma mater babies 🌱

ppl underestimate how hard it is, esp when its your first baby. i barely brought mine out of the house for the first yr. ppl don't know what they don't know

I think she likes it

And yes I put qtips in it. It brings me joy

Had to spend $5 on this handmade clay triceratops made by a person who forgot where the eyes go

She blew a snot covered craisin into my cheek

Just had to do the mother’s kiss on my 4 yo because she STUCK A CRAISIN UP HER NOSE

She’s kicking ass #zeldabattlequest

My next door neighbor who is amazing and only 43 is in the hospital w congestive heart failure. Really hoping everything turns out ok ☹️ she has 3 kids who depend on her

I was like “the vampire chronicles is kinda romance?” But is it? It’s more like tragic unkillable gay misery

Local friend who isn’t a furry came over w her kids and husband and started gushing to me about romantasy books she loves and asked me what kind of books I liked and I look over warily at my shelf full of Anne Rice and Clive Barker

I struggled w this and the only advice I can offer is it takes 6 weeks for anything to stick. If you can just power through those 6 weeks it suddenly pays off