kids these days with their reduced attention span can only read 6-7 variations of the same joke

when someone asks you to pass the salt and you vow never to let that happen again

I'm not sure what kind of scorpion it is. I took this photo with a blacklight in the Grand Canyon in 2007. Because digital photography was rarer in those days, it became one of the most cited examples of scorpion fluorescence, which is still a not-very-well-understood phenomenon.

The best part was when he said “IT’S BLADE RUNNIN’ TIME” and then blade ran all over those guys

What kind of soulmate eats your fries, and doesn’t even look you in the eyes?

Is this thing even on?

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my posts are the kind where you don’t really understand them until you hit like and repost

Goblin Mode: Rejecting societal norms, snacking, looking out for #1.

Gremlin Mode: Rejecting species norms, snacking, laughing a lot, causing fires

Ghoulie Mode: Rejecting mortality norms, snacking, hiding in toilets, going to college ironically

to defeat math you need to think like a number

@eve6.bsky.social is this true?

I mean yeah if they’re still present.

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

In the future, everyone will be overrated for 15 minutes.

Emdash ‘em all — and let God sort ‘em out.

I just use a different punctuation | the vertical dash | for that now.

you could get the same results with just 512 Megachad if you optimize properly!

Damn girl are you a price tag on the bottom of a coffee mug? Cause I can't seem to get you off

issue posted on mcdonalds github complaining that the new 1/3 pounder isn’t satisfying my dinner guests because it’s smaller than the 1/4 pounder

they have to re-run the study every time there’s a groundbreaking revolutionary new model version that changes everything and you just have to learn how to use it right

It's meant to look like a stylized sphincter.

someone should invent a metric that continues to be useful after it becomes a target

Businesses with employees are investments. They put money into the local economy. Data centers extract resources with as few employees as possible. They may be investments for their owners in the same sense that an oil rig is, but they are not investments for their hosts.

ironically this rephrasing tech would be pretty useful for a normal search engine, if the techbros weren’t so obsessed with making everything into a sycophantic chatbot

It means “adjusted by people who are paid to make the numbers look good”

there’s an “ace” pun in there somewhere… 🤔

Misanthropic? Personally I *wish* it was gone!

(Spherical Dalek)
UN-VAX-IN-ATE

Of course I’m gonna believe this. And don’t call me Butt Tumbler.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.