Narcissist

hmm...looking into this

I’m here to talk through any rhobh you got, kid

my cat is my son but i'm not his mom - does that make sense?

ACAB includes fashion police

Algorithm a little too specific lately

Thinking maybe ANY OTHER career might be best for ya babe

Cheeks: the thighs of the face

I know there’s a god cause she made it sunny and 80° on a 4/20 I’m unemployed

MAKE GAY LOVE IS BLIND!!!!!

In my dillydallying era

Bad news I think i made my planet Hollywood Acapulco jacket my personality

Just shuddered at the thought of a pre-Shazam world

Something I like is when dogs know who i am

Getting a couples massage for Valentine’s Day (that’s when two people massage me at the same time)

Just thinking about how I used to html code my AOL profile

Beautiful name for a child

I just got a 15 min massage at JFK airport AMA

Bury in a mountain of these cookies

I found my ex’s earring back in my couch. Should I reach out to let her know? I will abide by the results of this poll.

thrilled that the reason i may not get married is back to being mY OWN FAULT and not The Government's

Nobody’s talking about how hard it is to be a lesbian on dating apps in Los Angeles who doesn’t love hiking

No sorry I can’t hang out I’m watching people clean really dirty rugs on tiktok

I spilled bong water on my absentee ballot

Back on my bullshit!!!! (Getting stoned and watching Cosmos on Disney+)

Insane there was a time that this country fell to its knees over tickle me Elmo

Bequeath is a funny word, there’s just no two ways about it

new gf reveal

NASCAR AIRBUD

No offense but is anyone having a good time?