Pam bondi makes my blood boil I cannot sit through these clips

Dave p*rtnoy in and out of Lloyds in less time it’s taken for us to get seated lmao

update

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

Once you notice the grifter gulp you will not stop noticing it I can’t explain it you just have to know what I’m talking about

words are just sounds it’s gonna be ok

I kinda can’t believe I get to listen to fully mastered dust bowl in less than 24 hrs after only listening to rips of the demo for years yall are about to be sick of me

been there… la roche posay saved my skin barrier 😩

god I wish I knew who was behind this sticker project. I see one every time I’m out and they keep getting cooler and cooler.

😭 such a bummer!!

I’m gonna need the national weather service to bring back their folks or someone needs to start a private weather forecasting operation cause I’m getting real tired of this surprise rain

Oh no we toured those three Iranian nuclear facilities on our honeymoon so today is especially hard for us

who’s gonna **** ***** I’m getting impatient

a fleeting trend! a recession indicator!

Idk who needs to be de-influenced but I’m seeing lots of fragrance companies developing body mist / hair mist right now. We aren’t falling for this cash grab in 2025! It’s highly diluted + barely scented filtered water with a crazy markup. Wont last you very long. Save ya money.

Feel this deeply! Whenever I’m starting to feel the lows of my self-esteem I wash and style my hair and suddenly I’m fine :-)

running into regulars at trader joe’s gotta be up there on list of least favorite small talk conversations. like yeah, man. i’m not at work. cause I’m here. holding frozen mandarin chicken and unexpected cheddar. see you in the frozen/pantry hybrid aisle in 5 seconds

me!! that was wild lmao

Before I deactivated it, I had my account literally since I was in middle school. Makes me so sad man. That shit is unusable now 🥴 idk how there are still so many ppl posting regularly

we have made so. much. strawberry syrup this season yall I’m talking 9 gallons per week minimum and we aren’t stopping anytime soon everything I know and love is covered in strawberries but I do it for the people (& for the matcha & for the frozen margs)

My mom is there too. So proud of them! <3

The Neighbor Distribution System has just given us the loudest upstairs neighbors in the entire galaxy yall I’m talking bricks. for. feet. theatrical vocal projection. truly unmatched and impressive. but ☝️ they have good music taste so it’s fine

I have to cross over Hank Aaron to get to work and ohhh my god it is genuinely embarrassing to witness. I can only imagine living near this chaos.

21 Seasoning Salute spice blend from Trader Joe’s

I’ve been obsessively making a pot of chicken soup every week and using this magical god send blend for a majority of the dry seasonings and … just get it. it’s perfect.

“our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak” most amazing thing i’ve heard come out of the tariff war

enough with the april fools marketing you’re making me hate this innocent and fun holiday I don’t wanna buy your dumb little things!!! I just wanna prank my friends!!!

Cheezit stash at work was manufactured in the K factory thank fucking god

m*tt w***m******* is in the shop rn his presence is ruining the vibe / my day

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them