It me!

Btw, me and the hubby made a 🌶️ 🐶 profile. Maybe go give it a follow? 😉

I think both might be true, personally. Especially the latter.

Nice!

It’s a nice day. Might f around and play some RE9 🤷🏻‍♂️

Saw Gaga this last weekend (and it was fucking AMAZING!!) didn’t take any pics on the show cuz I was having too much fun. 😬😅

Posing with my arm up in my Mayhem Ball outfit, to show off the crop job I did on the Lady Gaga merch tank top.

Showing off the back of my outfit in the mirror.

Outfit for the Mayhem Ball secured!! Gonna be a few additions to tack on the night before but I wanted to know what you all thought! ☺️

Yesterday was my last shift at the job I’ve been with for almost 6 years now and my staff got me this cake…

…something about it feels a little off though.

Pretty sure they’re athletic slims? The 616 kind? I got them at Target lmao

The badonkadonk in these jeans is insane.

This is fucking insanity.

Me in a black mesh tank and sweatpants in the gym locker room flexing my arm.

The key to happiness?

Big arms.

I’m leaning towards Hedorah given the director said he’d really love to do a Godzilla v Hedorah remake.

Pretty sure it’s the Celsius combined with all this *gestures vaguely around at everything*

Me buying a racing wheel/chair set-up so I can play Gran Turismo 7 in VR is the most straight-coded thing I’ve ever done.

2016/2026

At this point there’s a very significant part of me that prays for social media to be somehow completely wiped out overnight.

Capricorn besties!!! ♑️

Me posing in the mirror holding up a peace sign, I don’t know why I’m doing that though. It’s really corny. Ugh….whatever…

Let’s give it up for Year 28!!! 😁

quick recap of the TL for anyone just joining

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~tastefully cropped for modesty~

My personal contribution to the bicep thread!

Also hard-launching the new glasses I guess lmao.

Getting in probably my last workout until after Christmas 🥵

That’s better.

Looking through some of the clothes that survived the move and…

Hurry Up, Tomorrow is a bold pick for a Top Album when I never actually finished it?

Hayley Williams supremacy wbk

The high part that is lmao

EXACTLY. I always try to hit that part when I sing in my car lol.

I swear I’m not depressed it’s just a really good song, when that chorus kicks in I float. 🌤️🧚🏻‍♂️