passport control tried to zoom in on my ticket but accidentally swiped to this lmao so silly

bed with curtains all around is so peak I love my enclosure

キャトルミューティレーションがんぼるぞい

translation:
Cattle Mutilation

Ordovician doodles

lmao well I certainly didn't leave it there 😤

when I was like 12 I had an internet bf and neither of us knew we were both emos, a friend just reminded me that he was trying to work out my vibe from her over msn and was like "what kind of jeans does she wear" lmao

I'm deep down the rabbit hole on FROGFISH, 60 species of anglerfish in family Antennariidae.

They are deeply, utterly WEIRD & MARVELOUS.

Most walk on modified fins.
Others use jet propulsion.
Some are capable of air-breathing.
Some are "hairy", others blend perfectly in sargassum.

q: u talk to yourself all the time. when u were making coffee I kept having to check u were talking to urself and not me
me: narrating what I'm doing helps me process,,
y: once I walked in on her accusing a cushion of leaving an empty capri sun on her sofa

clicked on a targeted ad by accident and now I'm being bullied

he's great

scene from lord of the rings "this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"

Artemis II today.

dragon snail

[patrick stewart voice] DAEtuh

thought my friend was just sending me a weird message honestly. probably says loads that I was just like 🤨 ok sure whatever

me: I find this depressing
j: u find everything depressing gosh
me: yea man I have depression
j: do something distracting, gambling or something

animals r so cute

being a person who always has internal music playing feels so inappropriate sometimes. I'll be at work listening to someone cry sincerely over something awful and my brain is playing me the fun and jolly beat of spaghetti by le sserafim

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

春は華やかな気持ちになります。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Spring makes me feel cheerful.

I haven't seen this video in decades I used to watch it every day

asked my friend if I could use his account to watch a show

hate when I try to return something online and they give u a refund but tell u not to return the item. please I don't want this don't make me be responsible for it

me: I like watching silly horse video
j: funniest neigh
me: yk u are uniquely funny j
j: I'm not, we've just known eachother for so long that now your sense of humour has malfunctioned to fit mine

Me too puppy, me too.

My 91 year old dad's latest drawing of the garden. I'm so proud.

春は眠い。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Spring makes me sleepy.

骨ありがとう。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Thank you for the bones.

lov my ma but I felt like I had to go out of my way to make sure she didn't, cus I'm imagining a world where she reads them then quotes them at me tbh. if anyone has ever wondered why I'm insistent on being left alone here's why 👋

my ma is clearing her attic and sending pictures of stuff from like 2005, so im like "if u find my teenage diaries promise u won't read them" and shes like "why??"
why don't her generation respect boundaries like at all lol like I shouldn't have to argue for my right to not have my diaries read

my friend got given a stress ball during laser eye surgery idk that's so funny to me somehow