I should be allowed to say typing is a skill on my CV, have you seen kids today? they can only use touch screens

I worry I post too much sometimes then I see someone with emojis in their bio and think “nah I’m alright”

Those poor baristas making a “vegan friendly latte with whole milk” cause GPT hallucinated again

About to see the greatest sci-fi ever made (Jurassic Park) in the cinema!!

Thought this was an onion article

He’s just the coolest guy

Yes and you call yourself SNL UK yet you don’t have any dry wit

I’ve really enjoyed all of these and I think they all show some great range

Holy shit is this real?!!

TACO Tuesday

would SNL UK happen under a Green Party? no it'd just be weird and inappropriate hypnosis

yes and you claim to be SNL UK yet you choose Tempest to be Shakespeare's first play in London

yes and you claim to be SNL UK yet you say "gen Zee"

It’s not a unique thought but it’s kinda dystopian having a charity advert play in between the tui travel ad and the Coca Cola cherry ad

Why does the odeon offer delivery services? Who’s scrolling uber eats and thinks “this app doesn’t gouge me enough I wish I could pay for cinema prices ontop of hidden fees”

Believe in the Ryan Gosling

Pogs in the chat boys I just read an actual damn non-picture book with words that have serifs!!

Artemis (the book by Andy Weir) rocks!! Definitely want to see a screen adaptation it’d round out the Weir Trilogy

A full moon on my walk

Godspeed Artemis II

Believe in the Ryan Gosling

I’m so pumped for moon missions!!

AAAAA they’re sending people into deep space today!

British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty

British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty theonion.com/british-man-desperately-...

So glad I’m on holiday tomorrow because this hour shift is messing with me

Wait so buildings with rent stabilisation saw an increase in revenue???? So land lords against it are just evil?!

The coolest guy is back at it again

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins.

Pick your fix and vote here:
nyc.gov/madness

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line