In case you were wondering what I've been up to...

Silent night. www.instagram.com/reel/C1Futdn...

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!

It will send you deep inside yourself, if you let it.

There was a moment near the end of #TrainDreams where I thought, "I don't know how much more of this beauty I can hold."

A delicate film, full to fathomless with laughter and with tears.

Suffused with the grace of the world.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

"You've got no proof it was me!"

The answer can be found in the line, "She'll do anything I say. I'm already in love."

(misogynistic, masturbatory fantasy)

She looks at me with her dead eyes, promising a fountain of youth, beauty, love... sex.

I smile back.

She steps closer, eyes locked.

I feel a white hot burning and look down at my stomach.

At the silvery proboscis she's just used to impale me.

I look back up.

She's still smiling.

Frickin' loved Spaceman dude. Good luck on the directorial debut! Keep killin' it.

DOUBLE-O SANDLER — The Stunt List When Adam Sandler’s secret identical-twin brother is injured in a game of pickup basketball, the fate of the free world depends on Adam nailing his most challenging role yet: taking his brother’s plac...

Check out the script, here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...

Super grateful to @ashlazer.bsky.social and the Stunt List team for throwing a pitch for my Sandler script over to an exec with a deal at Netflix this morning... and BOOM! Gettin' the read request this afternoon. Let's gooooooo!

Thanks!

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First page of the script for my new movie "YOUR MOM." Playing on all screens, everywhere, this coming Christmas. #FirstPageFriday #ScriptSky #screenwriting

Psst! Screenwriters! Whatever you do, don't you ever let them know that you have a condition where you HAVE to keep writing or your head will explode. It may be true, but it's a teeeerrible negotiation tactic.

It's the perfect day to point out that a big problem with today's corporate-driven filmmaking is that most everybody involved in it has never done a day of actual blue-collar labor in their lives, putting them completely outta touch with a huge part of the audience.

If you're lookin' to see some Nazis get what's coming to them in one of the most gloriously carnage-y revenge flicks EVER, Jalmari Helander's SISU is currently on Disney+ and Hulu. Don't miss! #movies #SISU

Hollywood Translator for Screenwriters:

Statement: "I'll ping you tomorrow!"
Translation: "Goodbye forever!"

S: "I'll call you next week!"
T: "I acknowledge that we both own phones!"

S: "Let's circle back next month!"
T: "Please die in a fire!"

#Hollywood #screenwriting

At the same time... I find it hard to think of a recent youth/child-oriented movie where the theme ISN'T "Be Yourself."

Broootal. Sorry you had to do that, man.

Love that guy! His novel THE STORYTELLER describes in vivid detail the weird little missionary center where I grew up (he visited when I was a little kid - even put some of my friends in his book).

And lest this be entirely a narcissistic-hijack-comment: Yes. He's right. Brains on the wall.

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I'm getting like two LinkedIn notifications per day now for jobs training Ai to write better.

In screenwriting notes, as in life, the most confident voices are often the most blatantly wrong. Which is why, when I give feedback, I incorporate the classic insult sandwich:

A. I am an idiot.
B. Here's what I think MIGHT need improvement.
A. But what do I know - I'm an idiot.

Insult him. I haven't personally tried it, but I've seen a lot of internet people taking that approach and why would they do that if it wasn't effective?

If you have the funds, consider hiring Tony Gilroy to assist you. It's my understanding that the man is competent.

Are you suggesting that the seven figure deal they just offered might not be legit, and I shouldn't send them these Walmart gift cards they had me buy to confirm my bank account? Super cynical of you, dude. Don't know how you live like that.

Good start, Netflix! Let's talk about next steps...