by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.
#godpuppy
Posts by UmAshley
[CW// cleavage vore]
Comm for @cowabungaclara.bsky.social!
No need to worry about losing track of your girlfriend if you simply keep her someplace nice and close, bouncing and sloshing just below your line of sight wherever you go. She even gets a break from walking for a while; everyone wins here!
"It would be so funny if Vivian's first appearance was stuck together with Minerva in some so so unfortunate magic mishap :3"
That would be funny!
So anyway, here's Vivian :>
Very stern, angry, and mean mage who's Minerva's "mentor". HATES her reckless abuse of magical items.
This is Cathy Rutherford, Glasgow born trade unionist. I love this clip, but even more for knowing that it stems from a core of lifelong political activism
godspeed, girl
slip of the tongue
Panel one: Spekk is dooding as a woman in the background declares it "adorable :3" Panel two: oblivious Spekk continues to draw embaressed "aww shucks, thanks...its okay i guess" a massive hand approaches the tiny idiot. Panel three: "I...Hey!!" Spekk yells as he is stuffed into her bosom. Panel four: the woman walks away adressing her new pet/toy "shhh little guy, you're mine now"
I only want one thing and its fugging disgusting
#sizesky #furryart #spekkart #bbw
/giantess
have fun in thereeeeeee
Dan VS scene where Dan is staring upwards, saying “I don’t care who the IRS sends; I am not paying taxes.”
I don’t care how bad this site gets; I’m not going back to Twitter.
giving me ideas for flexible form...
sometimes you just gotta wear your friends! hazel makes a great suit for randy
"twas a miraculous bit, sire" wringing my hands in the shadow beside the throne "as your most trusted advisor, i shall ask... has your majesty ever considered starting a podcast?"
okay turns out that the kind of witches i was looking for only spawn in furniture stores and its like a 0.1% spawn rate this sucks
whats a girl gotta do to get turned into a mannequin anyway. ive pissed off like five witches but all i got out of it was a hex of ill health and a vision of the day i die.
"im an idiot, of course the spell failed, i didn't even have a target for it" and she doesn't remember the friend she invited over, or the fact that she didn't have such massive tits until thirty seconds ago
reality warping witch who never gets her spells right (she figured it out years ago, but she keeps casting the spells and thinking nothing happened)
I found the abandoned facility that everyone said their dad worked at where they were gonna make Pokemon real and found out it was true the hard way, luckily the project is so dead and buried no security teams are even left to verify the break in, but on the other hand Buneary Buneary Buneary Bunear
lab mice tf!!
comm for bluedraconicknight
[Shinx Gargoyle TF] #felsspellart
you've gotta be fucking kidding meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE!!!!
animal body with very out-of-place humanoid tits is a great vibe actually
who even makes these traps
black mamba
Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw
Need to finis this project GF - Needs to finish this project - "Oh yeah I haven't finished this" - "Haha woops it's not done yet" - "Right I forgot about this project"
can you imagine the feeling of rough yet chiselled stone on your palms
now imagine that's what it's like to hold me. just that alone gets the synapses firing like fireworks. how fucking cold it is. how coarse it is. how heavy. the way my hands dominate yours when they meet. unyielding. hard. tough.
alternatively, shrink down the person and make them put their arms at their sides before petrification. and then... you wont believe this next part.
best reason to transform someone, it'll do numbers on The Social Media
obviously you eventually turn back but you turn back without a face, or individual fingers, or the rest of your unnecessary features. just enough of a person shape left to put your flat hands to the side of your head in comedic surprise