I just can't any more with the Rockets. I have officially given up on the team. Ime needs to go because this squad shouldn't be this bad.

https://www.theonion.info/

This is extremely tempting. Wish I could just have an extra $1000 so I can get the ultimate bundle.

Grrr... Ur really pushing my butans

Yes

The USPS is suspending contributions to employee pensions as it warns of a 'pending liquidity crisis' The US Postal Service said Thursday it would temporarily suspend payments to an employee pension plan to free up cash amid a financial crisis.

Richest country in human history

A couple days after a deal with Amazon

Capitalism needs to be left in the past www.businessinsider.com/usps-suspend...

Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.

Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.

ht @astrokatie.com

Love how every time the US Supreme Court comes out with some shitty decision, you have a whole gaggle of people wanting to "Um, actually" the terribleness of it.

Even when I was very young I realized I enjoyed the concept of playing a Mechwarrior game way more than actually playing it.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

18 years today. I still miss her and wonder how she would be today. ☹️

I feel bad that I can only remember her name as "Tater McRater"

I remember when the tea party showed up out of nowhere and acting just like an astroturfed movement.

That was so stupid lol

Regardless my partner is pressing on and doing what they can. It's daunting to go against a PAC stuffed with cash and a hoard of fervently religious MAGA, but shit won't get better unless we all start running for offices.

My partner is running for school board. It's been crazy to see that they have a whole lot of people who talk about how they love the campaign, but don't want to support publicly because the Republican party here has a stranglehold on people.

This. Is. Murder. Even. If. No. One. Calls. It. That.

This past weekend I was taking with a guy about the state of Houston sports and I told him to always imagine the absolute worst outcome and Houston will have you covered.

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

This is incredibly irresponsible journalism. You cannot write this headline without acknowledging all the times Elon Musk has promised to pay for things, then didn't.

Let's take a stroll down memory lane. 🧵

The King is mad

In the right context this would be a hilarious joke. This is not the context.

It's okay to take a break to mentally and emotionally recuperate. Then you can come back to the news and engage again.

I still chuckle that he constantly talks about things being "x00% cheaper" and nobody has the balls to tell him what's wrong with that.

A picture of the original Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince on the left with "DLSS 5 Off" superimposed over her and Lightskin Aunt Viv on the right with "DLSS 5 On" superimposed over her.

A picture of a cheerful Mario with the text "Eat my whole asshole"

For me it would depend on if the characters have set roles (like an earlier Final Fantasy) or if you're doing a build-your-own role game. For set roles I'd like some points to be automatically allocated and for the other I'd like to choose what to out my stats into.

Feeling emotionally relieved that I qualify for a credit card so I can pay for dental work that is causing me pain.

Just an American thing I guess.

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There are reports of ICE activity on the north side of Chicago happening now.

Please share so people in the area can be aware and take precautions.

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We protect each other. Chinga la migra.

It looks like Ben Shapiro culturally appropriated Eugene Levy's eyebrows.