Literally just a dark blue rectangle, which will show up as a dark blue rectangle anyway.

I cannot believe he said that!!

People referring to posted images that nobody can actually see means we’ve finally unlocked VaguePosting 2!

I’d make some cutesy “kiss it and make it better 🥺” post but this is my tongue we’re talking about

Nothing to do but wait. It’s not like they make tongue healing cream. Nor would I want to apply that.

Burned my dang tongue and upper lip on Sunday and I gotta say this has been an unpleasant sensory experience for the last two days

On the fly writing research lets me know that you can buy a scissor lift for $2595.00. Should you need one.

Simply don’t be provoked by the human body. easy.

Nudity doesn’t kill people and it doesn’t damn your soul either.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

I love a “let’s clear some things up“ followed by unsupported opinions

Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month

All those "show us what you looked like ten years ago" or "show your green art/animal art/art of women" memes are being used to train AI

Yeah let's see what happens when you have to lift some scissors 10 feet in the air

On the fly writing research lets me know that you can buy a scissor lift for $2595.00. Should you need one.

a black and white dog with a green collar sticking its tongue out Alt: a black and white dog with a green collar sticking its tongue out

Very excited to meet the world's best boy tonight!!!!!

LIVE NOW with my first playthrough of Dispatch!! I know very little about the game and I'm really excited 🥹

Twitch.tv/dauntlys

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

Is there a way we can incentivize her to stay in DC and not come back to Oregon?

Portlandia notwithstanding

Oregon’s greatest embarrassment

We simply don’t have either problem here

It’s so often “I stopped getting engagement“

Awww sorry you got link suppressed on the eugenics bitcoin website :( poor baby :(

Finally. You’re free to drive a car in America. I thought I’d never see the day.

"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!!

i'd like to take a moment this 4/20 to say we should exonerate and release everyone in prison on marijuana charges

Maurice Clayborn is not feeling well.

You can also not feel well.

Listen to ParaScience

Cartoon, wide layout, six panels, three on top, three below. =TOP ROW= * LEFT PANEL Wide shot: Mysterious robed figures carrying lanterns atop staves come to a lonely house in the middle of the night. A female figure stands in the home's open doorway. ROBED FIGURE We have come for the child. * CENTER PANEL Close now on the mother and her visitors. MOTHER So soon? ROBED FIGURE It is time. * RIGHT PANEL MOTHER We should never have got him a library card! ROBED FIGURE What is done cannot be undone. =LOWER ROW= *LEFT PANEL MOTHER We couldn’t see the harm! We only wanted him to enjoy reading! ROBED FIGURE For most, it ends there. * CENTER PANEL A young boy walks out of the house and follows the departing robed figures. MOTHER Oh, Lord! What have I done? SON Do not cry, mother. * RIGHT PANEL Back to the wide shot, as the boy and robed figures get farther from the house, and the mother watches from the open doorway. SON I am a writer now.

By Tom Gauld. So painfully true....

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.