I’m going to assume you got hacked and didn’t just provide IP rights for Crypto Bros haha

Nancy Mace Calls Police on Prominent Foster Youth Advocate A former foster youth and award-winning advocate was arrested at the U.S. Capitol tonight after Rep. Nancy Mace accused him of assault.

The person who supposedly “assaulted Nancy Mace” was just a foster youth advocate who literally did nothing more than shake her hand.

Wow.

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a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn

the united health CEO shooting happened on december 4th. the last time haliey welch posted on any of her social media was december 4th. do you see the pattern

Hank I’m sorry but you’re kind of Blueskying like a Cryptobro tweets

🎶 Sing us a song you’re the piano preset on a Yamaha DX7 man 🎶

I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers

the sisters...

Sophie and 15 others liked your post • now Sorry kids Santa died from climate change and the oil tankers rammed through his workshop 15 icons the same (yes its not a glitch all repeat usernames)

do you guys think these accounts are bots

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

For anyone who is having trouble using Bluesky after Twitter, use the "Best of Follows" feed. It's basically the "For You" page. It's so much better if you follow a lot of people but some of them post a little *too* much

Y'know I think I finally hit my twitter tipping point. Just found out there is a sizeable group of people transvestigating Technology Connections? Doing it supposedly wokely? I don't know how to handle that lmao

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

I moreso keep seeing people thinking this app is kind of Reddit Chungus right now and unfortunately yeah

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

emphasis on the for profit part.

please don't think that I'm DMCA-ing every person reposting/editing/having fun with it.

I dont even tell brands to take their posts down, I'm just asking for them to AT LEAST ask or give me credit for my art. my main issue is people profiting directly off it.

I'm so tired of all this left and right bullshit. let's all just drive on the middle of the road

133 user sign-ups per second. jesus christ

The feature creacher. Featuring, the creacher

Pale Rock

[at the altar]
*leans in for a kiss*

Priest: the bride, sir

Sorry wait what happened over there this time

Recreating the 'Left Behind' Books From Memory Let's get apocalyptic.

I kind of forgot I wrote this but apparently I recreated the Left Behind (for Kids) series from memory in 2020 holapapi.substack.com/p/recreating...

my girlfriend found a TERF website where they list every single time a trans woman !!!unfairly!!! beats a cis woman using !!!unfair biological advantages!!!

The list includes: poker, Irish dance, darts, croquet, Jeopardy, hot dog eating, and several business awards

Editorial cartoon by the Onion’s Kelly, featuring Weird Al polishing his Grammys while Michael Jackson looks on from above.

Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!

"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"