slick-ass salamander just creepin around

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with headphones on a white background . Alt: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character vibrating excitedly

BOTH THESE WOMEN

"I AM REAL." #AEWDynamite

There's absolutely NO ONE in wrestling like Hangman or at the level of Hangman. He's just THE wrestler.

It was long but unfortunately. I was locked in (anything for my wife hangman)

loved the detail of hangman pointing out mjf being 28 and already accomplishing so much when hangman was 28 when he debuted at AEW like ooouuu look at you now. and with all that the people refuse to love you

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

I’m typically super optimistic about my wrestling but yeah the AEW world title picture sucks. If that makes me a contrarian, I can live with that. AEW fans get hit with so many bad faith critiques that even well meaning ones feel like personal attacks. I get that but we gotta be real. This ain’t it.

Mercedes Moné is the NEW REV PRO Women's World Champion AND STILL the NJPW Strong Women's Champion!!!

INCREDIBLE match at #wrestledynasty.

Mercedes & Mina WENT OUT AND DID THAT.

More long, intense, "everything's on the line" women's matches please!!!! That was freaking AWESOME.

#wrestledynasty

CEO BELT COLLECTOR ERA

YESTERDAY’S PRICE IS NOT TODAY’S PRICE!

2024 was vampire Swerve, 2025 is siren Swerve who drives men to madness

Swerve is a guy that knows how to turn people into psychopaths. Hangman was a slow burn bc they didn't face each other prior to 2023. But Ricochet been wanting to drop an AC window unit on that nigga head for years. 🤼‍♂️

grungy sepia toned drawing of julia hart sitting in class, looking out of the window. outside stands a dark figure in a wide-brimmed hat, holding a red bow and arrow.

premonition

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picture of hangman looking with a blank expression on his face

picture of hangman looking down with a blank expression on his face

picture of hangman looking deranged

girl who is not going to be okay <3

drawing of julia hart in black, white and red, looming over the viewer, with a red cat's cradle string laced between her hands.

witch's cradle

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photo of a southern yeehaw mouth funky-foot frog

what tha frog

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

BIG JUSTICE WITH THE SPEAR AND A BIG BOOM AJ POWERBOMB TO QT

#AEWFullGear

Changing the default configuration of House of Black to Malakai & Brody as the tag team and Buddy as the singles guy feels like the right move right now.

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

me every other year: i dont really care about the WON awards or halls of fames or whatever. who cares
me this year: haha suck it losers!!!! bucks in the hall of fame lets gooooooo

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

drawing in red, black and white of hangman adam page gripping the collar of swerve strickland's jacket, as they both fall downwards into a red light, chains whipping around them

to hell

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Kenny Omega is the greatest professional wrestler of all time.

I'm not watching an ftr main event I'm sorry 😔

That transition from Jamie to the Julia vignette gagged me ngl