woof

the goodest boy

bitch you beat me to it

leif in green tights, a green jock, a black mini skirt, black shirt, pup hood, green gloves with nails, and a witch hat

my elphabussy is defying gravity

i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain

mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mommy?

Standing there… menacingly 🧍‍♀️

thanks :3

my bdsm test

i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch

would

funni :)

i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world

A group photo of several human-pups wearing different colored pup hoods in front of a mural saying Uproar DC.

A little rain didn’t stop the dogs from taking over Uproar for our monthly Sit, Stay, Sip social.

#pupplay #pupkink #wetdogs #dcgays #dcpups

text message reading “I know it's been a while I missed you lately, I hope you're doing well”

got this text and knew it was a scam immediately because no one misses me

i can’t believe we didn’t get raptured—i put on my best jock for nothing

there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans

mmmf (respectfully)

shot on my iphone 4s

image with overlaid text saying : it’s raptureussy tuesday are you boypussying

congrats on inventing going to one bar on a saturday!!!

maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break

you sound like @scruffware.duck.dog who’s been trying to figure out how to 3d print his

serving PSL realness in the best possible way

false negatives are also possible! try testing again tmrw if u have doubts

if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock

using a mercator projection for this type of sectioning is criminal

i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off

yippeeee

if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

you were peer reviewed but the findings weren’t published