Other, better tag lines for a Statham film called Mutiny:

Jason Statham is revolting
Time for Plan Sea
He’s getting too old for this ship
Boaty McPunchFace
What a complete tanker

JUDGE DREDD: THE NEW FUTURE coming in 2026, creeps. Observe the @henryflint.bsky.social glory.

Pages from within Mesozoic Art

Pages from within Mesozoic Art

Pages from within Mesozoic Art

cover of Mesozoic Art

Mesozoic Art II is all the rage these days but here's your reminder that MESOZOIC ART - the first one - is a truly spectacular and beautiful book too, and still on sale :) Text by @sharkbitesteve.bsky.social and me, published by @chiffchat.bsky.social #books #palaeoart #paleoart

"My Former Friends" is a new eight-page comic drawn by @pauljonmilne.bsky.social and written by myself.

You can read it in full below or purchase a high-res .pdf for a price of your choosing at the link (process files available for purchase for $6USD):

hagaipalevsky.itch.io/myformerfrie...

I was never married to Donald Trump. We met a few times at social occasions but that was it. You can read about in my book “Please Don’t Impeach Me”

‼️ NEW Trump tells MS NOW he didn’t know anything about Melania’s statement beforehand

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

I think the new Mario movie is a good example of why you shouldn’t be a fan of anything ever.

Breaking: David Cameron to make statement about pig

Welcome to my press conference about how I didn’t eat the kids’ Easter eggs and if you don’t believe me you can read my book “Ned didn’t eat the Easter Eggs”

a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him ALT: a man sitting at a table in a dark room with the words we did n't burn him

Melania:

My MUGSHOTS and EXORCISM ISLAND co-creator Chris Matthews and I are coming to Kickstarter with THE GODS AND MONSTERS OF HEDGRAVE, a 120-page alien conspiracy, horror OGN set in 1930s England.

Sign up at www.kickstarter.com/projects/bur...

#comics #horror #art #aliens #blackandwhiteart

The Archbishop of Manterbury

Last week: Use the war in Iran to distract from the Epstein files

This week: Use the Epstein files to distract from the war in Iran

The Kickstarter for Orlando just went live! There’s cool rewards like postcards and a whole accompanying zine that I’m making! Please support if you can ✨

The biggest story we have ever told!

Judge Dredd Megazine 491 is out on 15th April, featuring DEPARTMENT K... NO MORE, Part Three by:

📝 Script: @nedhartley.com
✏️ Art: @mikewaltersart.bsky.social
💬 Letters: @simonbowland.bsky.social

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Because there‘s nothing in America’s history about people’s rights to do things.

The Beano with a new art style for Eric

Out today! A brand new take on Bananaman by me and Wayne Thompson! A new Man of Peel?

The President is not naked. The President is wearing a suit of the most beautiful clothes, but only intelligent people can see them.

“For you don’t count the dead
When God’s on your side”
Bob Dylan

I have seen this city’s true face

[PRE-ORDER] GAME - Blu-Ray [Special Edition Deluxe Signed Blu-Ray] GAME - Special Edition Deluxe Signed Blu-RayPre-Order Item Shipping In June The Blu-Ray: Special Edition Blu-Ray Signed by Geoff Barrow, John Minton, Jason Williamson and Marc Bessant Includes behind ...

You can now pre-order the (signed) Blu-ray of GAME, the movie I wrote the screenplay for.

www.invada.co.uk/products/gam...

hopefully we will one day be able to harness the greatest free energy source on the planet: bluesky scolding

In my head when I write him, yes. Crow is Bill Oddie

thanks mate! Very much appreciated!

The Beano with Bananaman on the front

Forget everything you knew about Bananaman - he certainly has!
A whole new era for Bananaman begins today!
More action! More bananas! More abject stupidity!
Don't miss the brand new Bananaman...

This cannot be a coincidence.

How many Bluesky users does it take to change a lightbulb?

I WARNED YOU OVER A YEAR AGO THAT THE LIGHTBULB WOULD NEED CHANGING