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Semi-Weekly bird fact!

Birds aren't government drones! We're actually-

*Transmission Interrupted*

Bold words from someone who's been a nerd for....
Longer than a year, probably!!!

Weekly bird update!

...How is the year already a quarter of the way gone?!?!

AAAAA

This has been your weekly bird update!

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Egg day!
Happy Egg Day!

B r e a d
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Weekly bird update!

~Chirp!~

This has been your weekly bird update.

Happy birthday, you wonderful fox <3

*The gryphon let out one last gurgling chirp, before going silent. What was left of her sloshed and groaned as it was sluiced through your systems... The mass steadily adding onto those lovely haunches... A much better use for the bird, anyways... At least she wouldn't need to worry about homework!~

"Well.. Re-update it to bird I'm not just-"

*She starts to protest, before a squeeze of your gut sent her tumbling beak-first into the puddle! The bird let out a muffled squeak, feeling the tingling enzymes quickly soak into her feathers.. She did her best to do... anything, but fell right back in~

*The gryphoness did her damndest to hold herself out of the tingling pool... though she couldn't find much grip on the dark, rubbery flesh! She splashed down into it, again and again... tingling against her fur, feathers, and skin..*

H..Hey! I really am sorry about the tabs... You can stop now..!

*The gryphon presses every button she can find as she tried to push herself back out of the stomach, having a hard time to see anything in the glaring red lights! Her ears pinned back a bit, trying to ignore the rumbles..*

Will you process the request faster if I close them all? I can work on this later-!
*Frantic sounds of talons on keys, as she closes the damn things as fast as she possibly can!*

Wh- Hey! Do not, I still need to finish! I'll close a few tabs!

I'll... figure a way out later, I suppose! One way or another.
Good enough for me!

*Crrracks knuckles, and opens up about one hundred and thirty chrome tabs!*

You could just let me out! Or at least swallow my laptop, too!

...Do you have Wifi in here...?

You're lucky I don't have my homework, or I'd use it to prove you're the heccin' nerd! I deserve to be a free bird!
...And I really need to get working on replacing that homework before monday...!

Because some homework monching nerd-hound put me here! That's hardly my fault!

Not a nerd... You're the one going around looking for people's homework, Nerd...!

*QUIETER, PANICKED MUFFLED SQUAWKING!!!*
>:V

Wh- Hey! You can't just-

*Muffled Squawking!!*

One of the references was Locks and Locksmithing in the early 20th century. That should have been close enough!

I could have fed you a wiki article or something! That was a lot of work, ya heccin hound!

Oh come on! All my backups were in the folder! At least let me copy it first!

Egg.

I *Just* finished that! >:V

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Yes! yes it is!~

Chirp!

You thought you could escape so easy?~

>:D <3