Gabe watching a random YouTuber: pick my poison? How about no poison… that’s what I pick 😒

You got $1? You can help out

What if we… 👁️🫦👁️
Hung out in the chat at Meal-Morial Madness this year? 👉👈

Take a chance take a chance

“Settling malpractice lawsuit out of court”

Vitamin D baybeeee

Had to stop watching a show today because a guy got stabbed and then of course was like “no hospitals” so they went back to his place and he was like, just use the stapler on me and she came back with a Swingline stapler, like he was a college paper and 💀

Hiiii, I know you posted this forever ago but I just finished Keily and right now I’m obsessed with Mason.

Pearlina! 💕✨

#splatoon #fanart

I remember hearing that song for the first time when my Mom was dragging my sullen teenage ass around looking at houses and I didn’t go into one since I was hearing it for the first time and having “a moment.” Wow I should give her a nice gift tomorrow.

Please tell me I’m not the only one sucked into these awful/amazing vertical dramas. I watched one earlier where a woman went to jail for hooking. In this one a guy just said to his Granpa: “cut the shit Granpa, what do you really want.” 🤣🍿
#verticaldramas
#reelshorts
#Galateatv

I don’t know… are we all ready for this

Really hoping they add some Chappell Roan to this already amazing baseball playlist that they add maybe one song a year to. I mean, a gal can hope right?

Nice

This is a day I’m on board with

It’s what now

Took yesterday off for John’s birthday and I’m not mentally prepared to be back at work today.

Love your coat

Oooh I want to get dropout.

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Me: the main character in this book has a cat named Lady Cat-ryn DePurrgh
John: the glazing on the food bowl alone…
🤯🤯😂

Are you playing it? What do you think?

Started playing Split Fiction with John tonight and Gabe said we have really embraced the characters (“that’s a lot of bickering and fighting over a game”)

my back hurts because i fucked up in a past life probably

When I think back to the torture of the newborn stage… and if I have a single night like that now I am hollering for relief- I feel for anyone not getting a solid nights sleep, it’s brutal.

Headache took me out for the whole day and honestly what shit

My Mom hasn’t figured them out but it’s coming… I can feel it.

Uhhhh what’s an alt?!
*cue Miles Morales “not that dumb!”*

I know I shouldn’t but I’m probably going to self sabotage again and not listen to this “mental health” book for book bingo (I’m close to a full board) and will instead listen to a book I’ve already read but has an insane audiobook. #lightsout