lol

The Straight of Hormuz implies the existence of the Queer of Hormuz.

This is a God tier response

Yeah I remember stomping my feet on Eddie’s couch…

facts. they prolly taste terrible anyway.

You finally gonna watch a basketball game? 😁

A win! A federal judge just ordered the government to hand over evidence from ICE agent Jonathan Ross’s killing of Renee Good.

Like be for real!! lol Sprinter is not it

Winter sent a “you up?” text and I’m not amused.

NICE!

The Matrix is a good Easter movie.

Trump Skips Church on Christianity’s Holiest Day to Go on Crazy Tour Rather than attend Easter services, the president spent the day roaming D.C. and visiting his golf course.

Rather than attend Easter services, the president spent the day roaming D.C. and visiting his golf course.

I find it funny how after last jobs report we were told by the regime that we might not get one for a while and then we all of a sudden get one that was nearly 3 times what was expected. And revisions made to January (up) and February (down, but not as much as reported earlier). Who believes this?

Major Japan railway now powered only by renewable energy TOKYO (AP) — Tokyo's Shibuya is famed for its Scramble Crossing, where crowds of people crisscross the intersection in a scene symbolizing urban Japan’s congestion and anonymity.

If North America wasn’t so hopelessly addicted to gasoline, we could have nice things too 💔

wtf

I bought this in 1997 and misplace my copy, so I got another. This was a no skip CD for me. youtu.be/Xl01DqN_3GU?...

Kristi Noem: Secretary of Homeland Security
Parisa Salehi: Inspector General of the Export-Import Bank (Oct 2025).
FTC Commissioners: Democratic commissioners removed in March 2025.
Top Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti fired in Feb 2025.

Anybody else noticing he’s chucking the women first?

Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Gil Scott-Heron’s poem “Whitey on the Moon”

“I can’t pay no doctor bills, but whitey’s on the moon.”

Wendy’s popped back up on threads on April Fool’s and thought it was gonna be sweet.

Fired F.B.I. Agents File Class-Action Suit Claiming Political Retaliation The suit is one of the broadest bids yet seeking accountability against the F.B.I. director, Kash Patel, and Attorney General Pam Bondi for getting rid of employees who have run afoul of President Trump.

Three fired FBI agents took a new approach on Tuesday and sued Kash Patel not just on their own accord, but also on behalf of a proposed class of all FBI employees who have already been dismissed — or could be in the future — for political reasons.

Jason Kander: I would have joined but... #f'djt

Our whole system is fake

2014 Favs

What I was bumpin 12 years ago open.spotify.com/playlist/2Rb...

This (and the ouid) made me want gumbo. So I ordered gumbo lol

Carlos Boozer with the Beijing poppin 😂

This is basically my annual Holiday office party