I got a lot of words for a lot of people and they all end with T

To be a person with a uterus is to be a person who knows great inconvenience.

Gonna treat this like people don’t exist and just post vibes

I’ve been anxious way longer than I’ve been depressed and idk how I feel about that news.

Why is the world chaos?

Work is exhausting

Convincing everyone I can that my job needs to post Barbie content one teams message at a time is my personality now.

When are marketers going on strike?

I just spent 30 minutes in a playground and it was the best thing ever.

I officially want all people over the age of 30 to find a playgrounds and play like they’re 5.

Obvi when there are no kids so you don’t look like a creeper

Gift bags at house parties should be a required thing once you hit 35. Lets bring back the days of the Dino erasers and gum ball candy that’s done after 7 chews. GIVE THE PEOPLE PARTY GIFTS!

Team also learned I don’t know anything about sports.

Folks at my new job realize I ask a shit ton of questions. TBD on how well this is received

Opened threads on my phone and was like omg look at all these followers I have!!

I was quickly humbled when I realized it’s the brand account and not my personal account.

love how the lower tier celebs are trying to free up themselves so they can be in their hot girl era

Love how no matter what my anxiety be like hey girl don’t forget about meeeee

So much respect for this woman right now.

Here for @jeeveswilliams.bsky.social chaos energy here

Sooo can someone share a quick “how to guide” feeling confused and lost like that gif of the woman with the sconces written on it.

Grey fluffy cat sitting on a bed in a low lit room.

The fact that there’s a feed just for cat photos is my redemption story.

I would love it if there was an import/export list of followers from Twitter because it'd make this whole process of finding folks a lot easier.

Better yet, Lonny should make that a new feature for all the non-paying Twitter users. It's the least he could do.

2006 me is having a time right now with all these new social platforms.