The original hipster.

Deploying emergency kitten

With bonus soothing kitten noises.

Wat's on second

Photo of me, a white woman with blonde hair, laying down on my couch and sitting on top of my chest with her front paws tucked is my torbie cat Birdie. Her eyes are closed and you can see how orange she is, though she has brown and white fur as well. She has a pink nose and white whiskers. And yes, the wall behind me has picture frame molding because I live in a beautiful pre-war rental building

don’t have a lap cat so much as I have a chest cat

Kids love chemistry. From John D. Clark's "Ignition!"

As in chlorine trifluoride? The stuff that can set sand on fire?

Yes, but he have proven unsusceptible to the blight, his complexion notwithstanding.

Okay, but why did you post an image of Hello Kitty?

As another cis guy, it is important for everyone to explore their relationship with their gender and cast off what does not make sense to you. I love Hatsune Miku and watch sports.

Trans folks should be celebrated for being unabashedly themselves in a world that keeps trying to box them in.

You need to have "The Snake" as a nickname to legally possess a DDT in California.

we all know I have no life, so:

Fine, fine, but how many scripts did they finish writing?

I think his Dixie Flatline construct understood.

A million here, a million there, soon you're talking real money.

Jesse Binnall, Jason Greaves, and Jared Roberts, of the Binnall Law Group, are named at the bottom of the document.

Two red squirrels sitting next to each other in a bird feeder, studiously avoiding eye contact as they munch on sunflower seeds. Barely visible on the right is the nose of a third squirrel about to cause chaos.

One squirrel holds down another while a third squirrel squirms on its back as the three of them high-speed wrestle in a wooden bird feeder.

A chaotic ball of three red squirrels in a wooden tray feeder. Seeds fly through the air as they recreate the cartoon depiction of a fight as a cloud of dust with arms and legs sticking out.

One squirrel lies on its back eyes closed against the chaos, almost in the arms of another who looks appalled at the third squirrel face-planting in the feeder at the feet of the other two.

Chaos in the bird feeder this morning. My two squirrel buddies decided to tolerate each other again so I grabbed my camera. A third tried to get in on the action and these crazy photos ensued.

I promise no squirrel was injured. All of this happened in the space of seconds. #Mammals 🌿

Someone should tell him that those are not Jews. Those are alligators. Yes they have white skin and big noses, but their scaly* dermis and eating flesh torn from living animals clearly distinguishes them.

*Technically, scutes. Clearly not eczema.

"I'm NOT lost! I know a shortcut!"

R. Yirmeya asks, "Does this mean that the Ark of the Covenant was equivalent to a brick shithouse?"

The Sages then bodily ejected him from the meeting hall.

Fix is easy. Simply purchase a cylinder of special-purpose cleaner. I suggest Vomit Comet.

A big show soon gets him the boot eventually. No big show soon gets him the boot now.

I remember their dad being interviewed on TV when Venus had just turned pro and was dominating her opponents. He sang her praises and predicted she'd go far. Then he leaned in and said, "I'll let you in on a little secret -- her sister is even better!"

And she was!

If the House and Senate pass the same bill with differences, resolving the differences involves a process involving parties who voted for each version of the bill. So occasionally a minority leader will vote for a bill to be a part of that process.

I doubt that's the reason here.

They are not, in fact, Jews. Jews are bound by both the Oral and Written Torah. The Written Torah is the Five Books of Moses. The Tanakh (Torah, Prophets, Writings) comes from the Masoretic Text which is close to but not the same as the Septuagint. E.g., the Books of Maccabees are not in the MT.

Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls. [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news Florida woman accused of starting a conga line in a Walmart produce section, wearing a homemade watermelon helmet and shouting "Free the cantaloupes!" [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, smiling mischievously at the camera, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman used a leaf blower to "direct traffic" on I-95 during rush hour, dressed in a reflective vest and a bathing suit. [screenshot includes a mug shot captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair and a round face, looking at the camera with an anxious, forlorn expression, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

Screenshot of a tweet: WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news A Florida woman tried to cash a giant, novelty lottery check at a bank for $50,000, insisting she won "the big one" from a cereal box. [screenshot includes mug shots captioned "ORLANDO FL PD" of a young white woman with long wavy blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, smirking at the camera with a "whaddya gonna do" expression, looking exactly like the same woman in the other photos in this post]

this Florida Woman is clearly living her best life and I wish people would stop getting in her way

Tanguy Destable, THE Ohio State University

33-Year-Old Bat Loves to Curl Around His Caregiver's Arm and Fall Asleep | The Dodo YouTube video by The Dodo

Today is International Bat Appreciation Day. Here’s a video of Statler, who passed at age 34. Rough start in life, but was appreciated at the end.

A Yosemite park ranger once told me a story of a bear breaking into a car with no food in it ... just a forgotten pack of spearmint gum.

Looks like a quality sandwich there. What was the down payment, if you don't mind me asking?

They get the horns, the ska band arrives shortly thereafter.