a man and a woman standing in front of an airplane that says american airlines Alt: George Costanza (from the Seinfeld tv series) shouts "You know we're living in a society"

👏 👏 👏

maybe relevant: I was 30-35, but with my Asian baby face people still regularly guessed 25-30. (people still think i look about 5 years younger than i am but at 50 that's nothing to brag about. 😂)

there's a special place in Hell for people who stay quiet to maintain their special standing with the abusive dickheads.

Misophonia Has Genetic Links to Anxiety And Depression, Study Says When someone scrapes their nails down a chalkboard, many of us might feel uncomfortable.

every time i read another article about misophonia i remember being told I was "immature" for *begging* to be moved away from the guy who smacked loudly while eating and talking to himself at his desk all fucking day long. fuck those people. www.sciencealert.com/misophonia-h...

I like Glyphs mini. I never make actual typeface fonts, though, just edit them or make glyph/dingbat fonts.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Singer D4vd charged with murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez, found decomposed in his car Singer D4vd has been charged with the murder of a 14-year-old girl who authorities say was found dismembered in his Tesla last year.

😳 i guess this story has been developing for a *long* while but it was news to me. super dark stuff (conside this a content warning). "Remember Me" indeed.

apnews.com/article/d4vd... Singer D4vd charged with murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez

For the first time in our 9-year history:

WE ARE HIRING!

We're seeking a full-time fundraising manager to establish and grow our non-profit's development department - in other words, to raise money and help us grow! Remote-hybrid in the SF Bay Area with benefits!

www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...

i see you are running a Kick Starter! i can help you connect with your audience, for money, etc.

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

i'm instantly curious about that pouch.

Hah! SUP CUZ

Goddammit I love @thekylestarks.bsky.social Legit lol at this.

Trump, IRS in talks to settle US president's $10 billion lawsuit Lawyers for Donald Trump ​and the Internal Revenue Service are in talks to settle the U.S. president's $10 billion lawsuit against the tax ‌collection agency for leaking his tax returns to the media i...

(for the 10,000th time in the last year) okay surely THIS is the most breathtakingly corrupt thing a President has ever done www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Glass Onion Oh Its So Dumb Its Brilliant GIF ALT: Glass Onion Oh Its So Dumb Its Brilliant GIF

and hey ever once in awhile you get one like this:

Don’t just let it be terrible, LEAN INTO it being terrible, because no one’s going to see it.

I only bring this up because someone mentioned just this week that this trick is useful, but I *still* 30 years in, when stumped, write this on the top of the page.

😮

rubber hose is super easy to fake with After Effects 🫠

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petraits.com is the org my wife adopted her cat Sydney through 🤍🤎🖤 (decades ago)

you can buy both seasons of Dan Da Dan on Apple for $8 each now 🎉

im trying to get @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social to adopt a kitten

technically yes but i think most of what chicago has done is just not actively target undocumented people. (which is good!!! and has tons of ripple effects but is also a little hard to describe as a material ACTION vs selective inaction)

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

i love witch hat atelier so much

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

@zandercannon.bsky.social btw I spaced on telling you i read Sleep when #8 came out and it was *deeply creepy* and fun. looking forward to the collected edition so i can revisit it.

😂 one of them doesn’t really count. it’s just France.

don’t sweat on the pages!!!

Digital illustration of a pug in armor riding on the neck of a large flying dragon over a mountainous landscape with the sun barely peaking over the horizon. The dragon is a deep purple and has iridescent wings, neck, and underbelly. The clouds are orange and purple.

we ride

hey someone who *did* something is cooler than "asshole who was born rich" (x3)