No mas, no mas! My "cave drawings" can not compete with Albert Einstein! Very, very well played! (You had to have had that one already in the chamber, waiting, ready to fire. More impressive!)
Related but unrelated: That is one scary-ass quote. True? Most likely, which makes it that much scarier.
Glad to see he's wearing a shirt. Aging rockers should be required to be fully clothed when performing.
And, not for nothing, but I'd like to know the secrets of his skincare routine. He looks so young!
Is it a book about foolproof marketing techniques for publishers? Inquiring minds want to know...
President Jabba The Pedoführer is not a Christian in any sense of the word. So, the only reason he will read the Bible in public is it's a publicity stunt to try and prove that Jabba can read. Draft Kings has 12-1 odds that he'll phukc it up. Jabba's odds of spontaneously combusting are at 98-1.
Hi-tech weaponry of the day.
Pete Hegseth is clearly not George Washington. Washington had dignity and integrity, and was/is respected by all. Hegseth is a shitstain.
His Nobel Peace Prize, too...
So, his forward-facing vision is to propel the US back to a Charles Dickens novel? How long before we devolve back to fire and cave drawings?
Congratulations! Your patience paid off! You have now entered the highest of high tax brackets, the one where you simply need to put a bit of ching-ching in Jabba's pockets and...presto!...your tax bill disappears!
It makes perfect sense to me that President Jabba The Pedoführer, a man who doesn't touch alcohol, would choose to put raging alcoholics in several of the most important positions in Federal government...right? RIGHT?
I'm curious: What chess dimension are we witnessing right now?
Pretty sure, Eric, it's not just the Iranian regime.
Hmmm...🤔...and what, exactly, did Robert F. Wannabearealkennedy do with that poor, dead racoon penis? Inquiring minds need answers, dammit!
For some, those two things are the same...
JFC! If I knew how it easy it to game the "sacred" institution of the US Supreme Court, I'd've become a justice years ago.
Took a sec, but I got it! 🤣
Rebate checks for every American that never voted for Jabba The Pedoführer. We'll call them "ironic Socialism" payments.
Kinda makes me want to be dog for a day. Good doggie!
If there are no "big, burly lumberjacks with tears streaming down their cheeks holding out their infant children for me to bless and thanking me for bringing peace at last to the Middle East" then clearly this peace deal is fake news...again...and again...and... (you get the idea)...again...
Freakin' brilliant!
Truth is truth.
And supports us. Thank you, "Adan".
A fair assessment...
Count me as one of the many who won't watch the playoffs on streaming.
I see what you did there... 🤣 (Where the phukc is my clapping hands emoji, dammit; I need it!)
Not embarrassing at all, nosiree!
It comes apart easily, so if a few people stop to assist, they could clear the road in about seven minutes.
You followed up too soon; we're back at war...
Here in America, "IF" we had universal healthcare, parking would be $650 per hour for parking.
Not the picture I was expecting you to post...
In an extremely rare hiccup in the natural order of the universe...it ain't just MAGA.
Is attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz permissible under Jabba The Pedoführer's ceasefire deal? Asking...for President Jabba.