Thank you 🙂‍↕️ i have to find this kind of motivation again one day..

I was so fucking woke

Hard to believe these are nearly 10 years old now. I feel like ive barely changed as a person

Going back to my parents house means i get to unearth everything i drew when I was 17

A two-panel comic. Panel 1: Mayor Cody says to Guy, who has long bangs, a low ponytail, and is dressed in a ninja outfit, "Can you dress a little less like a ninja?" Guy responds, "Of course I can." Panel 2: Cody says, "You can dress a bit more like a ninja. You stand out more than I do." Guy is now wearing a black shirt and suit jacket, his hair is shorter, and his looks are bright. He says, "You're always complaining."

The mayor and his ninja are preparing for a business trip

I was reunited with my happiness creature today

Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover, featuring an illustration of Gregg carrying a crucifix and a candelabra in a castle. Dracula’s portrait looms in the background. 1OTH ANNIVERSARY VFA COLLECTION GREGG TURKINGTON PRESENTS: Decker vs. Dracula He could crack any code... time to crack open the casket. STARRING: GREGG TURKINGTON JAMES DEAN JOE ESTEVEZ TIM HEIDECKER MARC PROKSCH

VHS clamshell front cover

VHS clamshell, back cover, featuring screenshots from the movie Decker vs. Dracula Despite its controversial production, DECKER VS. DRACULA remains a universally acclaimed classic ten years later. This 10th Anniversary Edition has been newly restored by the experts at the Victorville Film Archive, and is brought to your home theatre using state-of-the-art, industry standard VHS technology. Featuring an All-Star cast, including James Dean (East of Eden, 3rd Annual On Cinema Oscar Special), Gregg Turkington (Deck of Cards, Ant-Men 1 & 2), Joe Estevez (Werewolf), Tim Heidecker (The Fantastic Four, Decker: Classified, Decker: Port of Call Hawail, Decker: Unclassified, Decker: Unsealed, Decker: Mindwipe), and Marc Proksch (celebrity impressionist), DECKER VS. DRACULA is a timeless masterpiece where horror meets action in a blood-curdling VFX showcase. Follow along as Special Agent Jonathan Kington thwarts Dracula's plan to destroy the world, alongside his colleagues Special Agent Jack Decker & President Jason Davidson. 2015, 52 minutes, Hi-Fi Stereo, Unrated SPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical Trailer • The "Lost Episodes" • Never before seen Behind-The-Scenes footage • Director's commentary from VFA Movie Buff Gregg Turkington [credits block and FBI warning]

Made a fake Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover to bring to the @oncinema.bsky.social show this week! Started as a goofy little screenshot paintover and then I got VERY carried away:

This secondhand smoke bath has a garden cherub on it which means it has purifying properties and lots of life and character!

Imagine losing your shit over 3 cheap pieces of crown molding and 2 bowing columns that are all piss yellow from decades of cigarette smoke

A reddit behavior a la cast iron seasoning i dont see nearly enough people complain about is pearl clutching over demolishing or renovating fugly/rotting/lead poisoned older homes and antique furniture. No way you people actually think 2 home depot columns is “beautiful architecture”

#cosigned

True who the fuck would want him. Everyone spends a single fight with him and theyre all like man you really bum me out.

Finally you and me can agree on Cody’s romantic future for once

You know what i actually persevered through my negative feelings and thought about it for a moment and the idea of Cody being so mad at Jessica post breakup that he would go and fuck somebody from Mad Gear and then hate himself for it after actually is pretty funny

Cody can be the town bike but do not ever imply that it would end any other way besides wanting to khs after fucking anybody from mad gear

Idgaf about shipping anymore but shipping Cody and Poison is a blockable offense to me. That will probably never change

You know the anti hudson williams mass psychosis is getting bad when these people start saying alysa liu is ugly because she was in the same room as him

Extremely useless scale just spin the fucking wheel i dont give a fuck anymore

Ordered medium spicy curry at my favorite indian place and they randomized the spicy level as usual and this time its so hot it instantly gave me heartburn

In the grand scheme of all types of romantic fantasies its actually pretty tame and normal. If you think about it from that perspective.

I want to die but not suicidally i just think it would be hot if my boyfriend was a depressed widower

They were cooking shit like spam jello thats why

Solidarity cus my grandma fried off all her tastebuds smoking cigarettes for 70 years

OKAYYYYY 😋

Seikan hikou..

Sometimes i want to.

I don’t believe anybody who genuinely says their grandma cooks the best whatever dish. I’ll even take it a step further and assume you’re just saying it to piss me off

Not to suck my own dick but like

Oh my god bro