dinner time

knuckle tattoos reading “SPAM” and “EGGS”

Facebook employees

I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family

i swear to god man

photo of a 0-0 score in the detroit/boston game a couple days ago that with the team’s logos spells DOOB

good afternoon,,,,

can’t wait for LeBron to retire so I don’t have to hear about Bronny anymore

Mets trying to make history (derogatory)

(meeting with HR) so it’s called ‘copypasta’

they dont even ask about my follower count

i do this all the time with my job

These 5 words make women want you

Hail and well met, traveler

you kids don’t know what it was like to have your mom need the computer so you had to put up an ambiguous away message

we’re the hose-drinkers now

it’s agonizing watching my generation move into the phase where we say we “survived” things like dial up internet and cable tv

JK Rowling naming your ethnically ambiguous long term partner

sometimes my neck cracks the way it used to and I feel like a young man again

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

i’d repost an old vibe-coding joke but the servers can’t handle that sort of searching

i will give you $5 for it

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

imagine needing AI to order coffee

i love when content is on platforms

Cody Bellinger smelling his bat in the dugout

Literally just vibing

excommunicated for remarks made at a poorly attended turning point event is a helluva way to go

I don't think that people are mean enough to ICE cops, actually. Some of you have them as family members. What are you doing to shame them?

saw a clip of some thing he and Frankie Muniz did together to promote the new Malcolm in the Middle and Frankie did this exact thing it was wild

My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.

I don’t think folks know what POV means

i’d give anything to never see another person eating and reviewing food from their car on social media