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Posts by Austin Johnsen
I actually was polite. I went with "lol pass" and a link to a story on the settlement
I got a fundraising text from Penn the day Penn settled over the swimming thing and I think I replied "you've gotta be fucking kidding me"
Absolute embarrassment. On the positive side, if you're an alum, you'd get to save so much by never donating again
Her having to go on background and insist that her leaving had nothing to do with Grok turning into MechaHitler was just the perfect capstone
I don't know if I've ever believed a conspiracy until Trump started tweeting about Epstein
My personal favorite is actually from today and her having to say that her resigning had been planned for a while and had nothing to do with Grok endorsing Hitler yesterday
I wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week
No one should ever have to learn about the bond market
It's my greatest shame
Does Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?
Everyone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)
So much winning
Nice
Is hands off really what we're going with? Ugh
I love that people voted for this dumbass
Nothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible
Not only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item cabel.com/2025/01/27/t...
Jfc shut America down
Can I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?
Oooh, gimme that sweet sweet tiny class action settlement check
So how long until he gets banned on X
I have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative
Can Trump pardon Elon's margin call?
I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash
This recent episode, where they basically just read insane Reddit posts from r/Mensa (or equivalent), is perfectly timed overcast.fm/+AA_WwlWc2bM
Sending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse
I have some incredibly active group chats with less messages than this
Dammit, Elon accidentally had a genius idea 😂