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Posts by Austin Johnsen

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Bluesky blocks Mississippi under new age verification law The Supreme Court declined to block the law earlier this month.

I refuse to believe there was a single person from Mississippi on here www.theverge.com/internet-cen...

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I actually was polite. I went with "lol pass" and a link to a story on the settlement

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I got a fundraising text from Penn the day Penn settled over the swimming thing and I think I replied "you've gotta be fucking kidding me"

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Absolute embarrassment. On the positive side, if you're an alum, you'd get to save so much by never donating again

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Her having to go on background and insist that her leaving had nothing to do with Grok turning into MechaHitler was just the perfect capstone

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

I don't know if I've ever believed a conspiracy until Trump started tweeting about Epstein

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My personal favorite is actually from today and her having to say that her resigning had been planned for a while and had nothing to do with Grok endorsing Hitler yesterday

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I wasn't that worried until I read that @matt-levine.bsky.social is on vacation next week

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

No one should ever have to learn about the bond market

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It's my greatest shame

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Does Kalshi or Polymarket have contracts on Ackman getting a margin call on Monday yet?

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Everyone liquidating their Japan holdings to meet their expected margin calls tomorrow morning (I have no idea if this is true but sounds plausible)

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So much winning

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Nice

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Is hands off really what we're going with? Ugh

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I love that people voted for this dumbass

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Nothing has made me empathize more with journalists bitching about their CMS than having to write a blog post for our internal intranet site, CMS's are terrible

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The Snacks & Cereals of 2024 Welcome to 2025. The vibes are a little heavy, so, I’m trying very hard to focus on the things I can control — and yes, that includes remembering to share things that delight me like the…

Not only have I spent too much time on this page @davidpierce.xyz, I've also now added it to my to do list to properly go through every item cabel.com/2025/01/27/t...

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Jfc shut America down

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Can I still place bets on Elon pulling a Snowden and fleeing to China or did that contract jump to 100% now that Trump's planning to give Elon access to the US military's plans if there's ever a war with China?

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Oooh, gimme that sweet sweet tiny class action settlement check

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So how long until he gets banned on X

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I have negative faith in the Democratic Party to do anything non performative

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Can Trump pardon Elon's margin call?

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LA Times to display AI-generated political rating on opinion pieces Los Angeles paper’s ‘Insights’ tool comes after months of public debate between opinion staff and billionaire owner

I can't imagine why literally anyone on any part of the political spectrum would want this. This is like trigger warnings before every opinion piece www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Republicans being the pro-putin party has broken my brain. What utter trash

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Guys: Episode 107 - Smart Guys with Nick Wiger — Guys: With Bryan Quinby This week on guys we needed a smart person to help us morons understand what all of the Mensa geeks and high IQ individuals are talking about so we had the smartest podcaster we know on the show, Nick...

This recent episode, where they basically just read insane Reddit posts from r/Mensa (or equivalent), is perfectly timed overcast.fm/+AA_WwlWc2bM

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Sending this to all my group chats with a note that no matter how much they think I text them, it can always get worse

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I have some incredibly active group chats with less messages than this

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Dammit, Elon accidentally had a genius idea 😂

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