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Posts by Jordan ✨

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Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

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Kiss me, I’m actually 98% Northern European. πŸ€

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The Patriot is playing on BBC America and that’s incredibly funny to me.

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I prefer this tbh.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

FF means two ladies, right? RIGHT?

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

You in another decade.
Just doing some light House work.

(The joke is I was meeting with my state representative, looking like this.)

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Complaints beget interaction, but the interaction is merely a complaint about the complaint. To get more interaction, one must complain without fear. I fear I care too much, but maybe I’m just complaining.

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Any billion dollar tech organization that says they’re unaware of addiction and the role it plays in youth is LYING to you. The only metric that matters is time-spent on a platform so you’re more exposed to content (ie Ads). It’s clear. It’s really that simple. #SocialMedia #Trials

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So many green flags and thumbs. πŸ’•

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I lost 2lbs getting a haircut today. Feeling skinny.

2 months ago 18 0 1 0

Sorry u had to find out about my not-so-secret BF this way

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Idk if anyone caught it, but Bad Bunny actually winked at me on camera last night.

2 months ago 7 0 1 0

Happy Bad Bunny day to all who celebrate 🐰

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

Overall I like Apple Music better than Spotify but it is far, far worse at showing new music relevant to me.

2 months ago 21 1 3 0
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My neighbor’s cat followed the scent of ✨ flower ✨

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Living life a bit reckless aren’t we?

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Worm shit! πŸͺ±

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

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She’s so cute with her little scarf

2 months ago 60 1 0 0
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

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This post was sponsored by CampSnap.

3 months ago 7 0 0 0
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Replay 2016 on Apple Music Playlist Β· 100 Songs

#2016 lol

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Schitts Creek walked so Heated Rivalry could run.

3 months ago 7 0 0 0
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I’m sure it’d make your top 5 πŸ˜†

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

A’ight folks, what are 4 albums you really lock in and listen to, front to back?

3 months ago 3 0 1 0

You’re just de-weeding the garden! Flowers’ll bloom soon ✌️
Minus the cat poop. That’s just cat poop. πŸ˜•

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

just remembered other people can perceive me. no thanks

3 months ago 28 1 0 0

Thank u Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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We finished #HeatedRivalry last night. I was skeptical with (but still enjoyed) the over-emphasis on sex starting episode 1, but by 6, the backward progression all made sense.
Talk about talented directing, good accents and happy endings (double entendres intended). πŸ‘ πŸ”₯
I criiiiieeeeedddddd. 🫑

3 months ago 3 0 1 0

5 likes in <20s = not too on the nose.

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