Yup, this entire post is a thinly veiled excuse to post a picture of the Bob Semple "tank" - and there's scare quotes around that because even though it's April Fools Day the "it's not a tank" mafia scare me.
The vehicle itself is nothing more than a corrugated metal shed perched precariously on a caterpillar tractor, filled with men, and sent off to face either immediate destruction or gales of laughter. A couple of guns droop out of it in a way suggesting they need to take more medical advice from posters above the urinals in motorway service stations.
My apologies to people requiring screenreaders, but even my vast reserves of scorn are insufficient for explaining how utterly bizarre this thing is. It's like somebody was working purely from a description of a tank and possibly a very fuzzy photograph. Which is more or less what happened.
April Fools gags are a cheap and lazy way to generate content for poor quality clickbait accounts.
And in other news, I'm pleased to notice that with the US no longer a reliable ally New Zealand has announced plans to resume domestic tank production.
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April Foolishness! 2025!
Are we there yet? On April Fools' Day 2025!
April Foolishness on a Hill Day 01/04/2025!
New Happy April Fool 's Day doodles on FB:-
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Mad March White Rabbit: 'l'm late, I'm late! For a very important date!'
April Foolishness! 2025!
Are we there yet? On April Fools' Day 2025!
April Foolishness on a Hill Day 01/04/2025!
New Happy April Fool 's Day doodles on FB:-
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Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ?
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getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
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Do you nightshade/glaze your art before you post it online?
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Doodle: White Rabbit on FB
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New 'stories' doodles on FB:-
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Doodle: White Rabbit on FB
Doodle: Spring is on FB Stories
Doodle: Hallelujah on FB Stories
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Post an old illustration you still like.
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Sharing Suzanne Kelsey's post on FB. Everyone repost &spread the word:
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Sharing Suzanne Kelsey's post on FB. Everyone repost &spread the word:
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South Dakota is introducing a bill (HB1239) to criminalize librarians and teachers. They will be criminally charged if young audiences check out a book that the government deems unsuitable or inappropriate.
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ATTENTION ELON MUSK:
We Americans do not want the $5,000 stimulus check from DOGE. Take that money and give it to the thousands of federal workers that you fired. They don't know where their next paycheck is coming from.
Thanks,
Americans That Care
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Protocol Overview - AT Protocol
An introduction to the AT Protocol.
here is the overview, if you'd like to read further.
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Jamie and Sian are all set up at Carden Park Hotel for day 1 of the ECaPH headteacher conference!
#EduSky #EduSkyPrimary #Headteacher
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Phyllis Diller’s Gag File
This beige metal cabinet is Phyllis Diller’s gag file, a categorized archive of the jokes Diller used in her stand-up comedy routines throughout her half-century long career.
Did you know that Phyllis Diller typed out all of her jokes on index cards? Did you also know that her "Gag File" is part of the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History's collection? Did you also know that those cards have been digitized and you can browse through them?
#Standup
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An oldie I still quite like.
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Not the best likeness of me but was fun nonetheless.
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