social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet
I tapped out of Survivor a few seasons ago but all of the hate this season is getting might make me tune in. 👀
That’s all really. Shout out to Apple for making password recovery the most difficult process in the world. My shit is safer than the nuclear codes.
Hang in there baby
My favorite radio station from when I was young (105.1 out of Portland) is seemingly only talk radio now. I was able to access podcasts during this time so miss me with talk radio.
My only music was the radio and YouTube. The classic rock station played All-American Rejects and Green Day. ☠️
I was locked out of my phone for 20 days. Here’s what I wanted to post during that time. 🧵
The weather warms up and I start yearning for Big Brother. It’s a sickness. #bbsky
I just woke up, is it 2009?
James Blunt: Back to Bedlam (2005)
You had to be there.
Shawn Mullins: Soul's Core (1998)
Apparently this was released on my 5th birthday. 10/10
Jewel: Pieces Of You (1995)
I'll be 100%, this was definitely a cassette, not a CD. I think her politics are maybe not great?
This was my first concert.
Matchbox 20: Yourself or Someone Like You (1996)
See also: Mad Season
Mom's not a Ken but we do like Rob Thomas.
Bon Jovi: Have A Nice Day (2005)
Really any Bon Jovi. My mom is the #1 Richie Sambora fan. I picked this one because it came out when I was riding in the backseat. ♥️
Everclear: Ten Years Gone (2004)
This Greatest Hits album got a lot of play but she had all of their CDs at the time.
In 2015 I won tickets on the radio and my mom and I got to meet the band. Sorry to the girl in the background of this picture 🤭
Avril Lavigne: Let Go (2002)
She took me to see Avril in concert the next year.
Madonna: Music (2000)
I would pick this one out of the CD book because the disk had a pink horseshoe on it. 🤠💖
Albums that went triple platinum in my moms honda accord: 🧵
Savage Garden (1997) inspired this list. I was a big fan of "the chicky-cherry cola song." 🍒
I know we aren’t supposed to use these trackers anymore but I do and this message comes across so ominous sometimes.
Probably going to be screaming into the void a lot. Watch this space.
I’m a 32 year old homemaker with the angst of the most unhinged 15 year old you ever met. You should see me peel a potato.
Quick follow up: this trip down memory lane was not the *best* for my mental health.
I was just inspired to login to my Tumblr for the first time in a decade and my blog can almost drive.
Fixed it
The one upside to time moving at warp speed as I get older is that this winter went by in three seconds flat.
More like President Chump. Amiright
These intros have me grinning ear to ear 😈 #houseofvillains
Somebody who has kids: tell them how we used to block our number on outgoing calls using *67.
The moment of terror when I think I’ve accidentally posted on threads. 😨
