Sonora Texas

You know Hulu does not give a single shit about a show if it doesn't have skip intro

I am well known as a purveyor of tripe. There are many movies that are objectively terrible that I love, sometimes because they are terrible. This movie is not so bad it's good or fun in its terribleness. It is just boring.

The very concept of this movie, in any format, costing more then like $2 is illogical

More importantly to one of the main events of Wrestlemania. That's where you put an actual celebrity or someone that people may want to see. If Chuck Norris wasn't near the main event, there's no way McAfee should be

Not that it is a good thing but if this movie was made even six years later, there's enough story to be split into two very different parts except instead they jammed that same amount into two hours and twenty minutes and most of it ends up not working because of it.

Sometimes I say stuff on Discord I know will make people try and defend something like some podcast or a movie and then I just mute the channel indefinitely. It's the kind of anarchy I have in my life.

Driving through ohio once I stopped overnight and got a pizza and they did this and I walked back in and asked them if they understood what they were doing was wrong.

They thought I was joking.

I'm sorry but Hinge does not seem to know what I am compatible with. It just keeps showing me a picture of an empty room

I would love to know how much money they are paying and where that money is going. Or more importantly who is actually getting it.

Who was in that car that crashed? Did they have a family? Would that remotely matter for the joke? Well, no but if you are me you'll spend decades thinking about this.

In general, bait and switch jokes tend to be some of my favorite in comedy: you get set up and expect one thing, then the rug is pulled out from under you AND then you have the punchline. There are also aspects of the very best jokes like this one that actually lead to far, far more questions.

Does that smoke like make it taste different? Or is it more of a visual thing.

we better find a motel and stop for the night YouTube video by oug

One day I will write a list of the greatest Simpsons jokes in my eyes, similar to how I wrote my Detroiters or I Think You Should Leave articles. There's honestly a bunch of these in various states.

But this joke is among my favorites:

youtu.be/V8UKj_kS-cQ?...

One aspect of all of this modern discourse is the phrase deranged being thrown around as if it is remotely offensive. No one cares man. That's a you problem.

I have thought about writing some Amazon related articles but for a variety of reasons there is little reason for me to do it. That being said, piercing the grifts so that poor saps don't get suckered does sound fun. I'll think about this.

I can promise you there are much, much deeper aspects of Amazon that there are people that DO understand what is happening and the machinations and you aren't learning it from a random person selling videos. Not only that, you're more than a decade too late.

There is not a single person on YouTube or Patreon that would be giving away "secrets" if they were remotely valuable. They would be doing those things and making money.

There's no altruism in capitalism.

The idea of generating passive income has become nothing more than one more grift from the grift industrial process. If there are "courses" where "you're guaranteed to make money" it is not a remotely successful business plan. It means you are simply at the bottom of the pyramid.

The "Passive Income" trap ate a generation of entrepreneurs I had coffee last year with a guy - I won't use his real name - who told me he was "building a business." I asked what it did. Dropshipping jade face rollers. I made him say it twice. Jade face roll...

I intentionally do not discuss Amazon primarily because there are core aspects that are directly related to my job.

But this article touches on the pretend world of arbitrage being some big financial gain for you and the fact that it isn't and won't be.

www.joanwestenberg.com/the-passive-...

I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo

No you'll never make a model out of me

People with zero understanding of what AI even is allowing corporations to buy their way into schools should be a crime. And I do not mean that lightly.

I can promise you there is not a singular podcast where their opinion matters more then my boy Mike's

I had no idea how salty that some people could get over an entire joke about preserving a commercial. I do fully understand what the preservation took but it is also taking a poorly written post that had absolutely zero to actually do with that and becoming indignant is incredibly whiney.

This is wild

I just had Dave's Hot Chicken for the first time last weekend and look, I'm not a big fan of any of these types of places normally but wow Dave's Hot Chicken was fantastic.

"See right here, why isn't Commander Shepard introducing themselves every scene by saying 'Im Commander Shepard and I'm looking for a Mass Effect'?"

The One trick that will change your life

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS