thod 2 journey 6 day 4: my mantis organs are being crushed by iron fist because my team does not defend me

this reads like viper explaining his hornice of death

enlisting in the mcdonalds mechanized infantry corps so i can get free big macs but i am killed in action before acceuing enough McDeployments to neo texas in the agricohyperwar

im the first BluesGuy on bluesky

i think life just kind of sucks but i've been lucky that the aether delivers me really really good friends to commiserate our existence with

even then, we mostly maintained vehicles then got shitfaced off some awful german beer at the MWR because getting off post as a rotational unit was a pain in the ass and the internet sucked and your other option was being in the 40-man barracks bay

polaroid photo of me (and my mustache) in my army undershirt. i'm next to a bunk bed and wall lockers

probably my favorite photo of myself ever. back in 2019, back when i was a soldier for some reason, selfie via bluetooth polaroid app. covid would come a few months later and life has felt less real since this point

moussaka of the valley of the wind. produced by studio ghibliakos or something

i think it'll succeed because people are drawing pornographs of the characters and that's how you make a live service game work these days

marvel rivals scratches enough of the overwatch itch for me i think. not keen on giving blizzard any more of my time and $ ever again

bet it wasn't a mcdonalds worker that ratted on luigi but some NSA backdoored hidden camera in the kiosk you slack-jawedly mash on to order borgir and fry

what's that one neil blomkamp film that's allegorical to south africa

got caught le fapping at work >w<

they should turn the spot where that ceo bled out alone & scared into a public bathroom

nypd justify your budget challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

are you like "kurt vile" kurt

my man michael bekifft

photograph of the minnesota flag, american flag, and united healthcare's logo on a flag, all at half staff, in front of the united healthcare headquarters in minnesota. photo credit jerry holt

why the fuck did they lower the american flag lmao

can i get a Discover Feed Minus Premier League Discussion

just clicked that POD's nu-metal hit "Alive" is about coming out as a christian even though 'it might cost him everything'

folsom prism blues and its about a quantum train or something

cool that they went and visited the molchadome

i always hated tapping to look at the lyrics and then accidentally full screening the lyrics with no clear indicator how to undo that. a lot of minor issues that snowballed for me

gave up on apple music and went back to spotify. if neither app will have a good shuffle algorithm i might as well use the one that feels better to navigate

The Sarcastic Guy Who Sucks

new york please be on the lookout for a guy wearing clothes

wonder how the united healthcare all-hands meeting on microsoft teams where they skirt around the issue went

loving the basically universal praise of the guy who killed the health insurance ceo

i invented solidified water

making a sims 2 household consisting of two women and making them constantly kiss was how 10 year old me found out i was straight