me about the trial today 🙃

splish splash

jury trials are exhausting. if I never make another binder in my life it will still be too soon

personally I would consider doing a murder

me (sitting on the floor, gathering resolve): i'm going to shave my legs for real this year
blinky: >:) how about i latch onto mother's pants with all 4 pointy ends and scoot around in a circle as fast as felinely possible

gotta clean my suitcase out and make a list but unfortch it's only exhibits, redactions, binders and goddamn motions circling up in the ol' brain

the wild vibe switches involved in working late on trial prep, driving home in, as far as i can tell, a very windy river, and prepping for joco 2k26 (final trial conference is the day i return & trial begins one [1] week later) (my thing was on the calendar FIRST) are proving to be a challenge

some of them tap your head and/or vault across the bed using you as a trampoline too

hair is cut! the stylist claims that I did not do any visible hair crimes and instead did a Good Job 🙀

this is, of course, thrilling news, but I think I'll be treating myself to actual haircuts. it is wildly more efficient and less stressful than my method.

heading to my first professional haircut since february 2020... but sure I'm prepared to answer for my hair crimes

ugh what even... you shouldn't have to do this stuff!!!

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

WOW WOW WOWOWOWOW

getting real choked up in this chilis about queen kaori

asjkdfl;ks;fjd alysa

RIKURYU SOBBING HOURS

crying about them!!!!!!

shun being tackle-hugged by his coach in the kiss and cry

we are all shun's coach #fs ⛸

lookit those big paws

adam and daniel not so surprising imo, but ilia-- i don't think he's truly had a bad free skate the entire time he's been in seniors

misha better do the panda exhibition

so let me explain you all a little thing we like to call MENNING #olympics

oh my FUCKING GOD #olympics

o_____o #olympics

wow we are all crying now #olympics

cannot unsee ever again

oh my god MISHA SHAIDOROV #olympics T______T

it's the naruto run

i just figured out what his normal pose makes me think of

the popening--