Gone but not forgotten.

Brick Block, a brick block.

Remembering Brick Block, famous for playing the first brick block in the game "Super Mario Bros", who sadly passed away today. RIP.

HARD AGREE as the cool children say.

I have now discovered your Good MIDIs page and I'm here to tell you it's absolutely wicked.

BBC news article: "Why it could take months for fuel and food prices to return normal"

OOOOH I know this one!!!! Is it because prices are based on what we can be forced to pay, not how much the thing costs to provide? And capitalists will always jack up their prices if they think we'll be tricked into paying? Is it that?

I don't know if it's too late now, but I think we should give Jesus a stay of execution this year (for good behaviour).

Hey you! Reading this! YOU SMELL.

APRIL FOOL you actually smell lovely.

Whispy Woods (the talking tree from off of Kirby) (stuffed toy version) next to a mostly-eaten Easter egg.

NAUGHTY WHISPY WOODS EATING UP MY EASTER EGG NAUGHTY

So THAT'S your secret.

You're always saying that.

I'm 40 now so it's about time I ordered a soft toy of Whispy Woods the talking tree from off of Kirby. I think things are going to change for me once I've got that.

Always clear your calculator in the calculator app. You don't want other people seeing what basic sums you needed help with.

As such, we should get children to catch them, train them, and make them fight each other.

Animals in the Pokémon world

If all animals are Pokémon then humans are also Pokémon.

Started calling my phone "my telephone" and people look at me like I'm mad.

Nobody has wished me a happy birthday yet. To be fair it is in October.

Imagine if your job appeared on your phone screen 20 times a day but in a completely shit, planet destroying way to massive applause. How long do you reckon you'd last before you just gave up and walked into the sea?

To be honest I don't charge rent for anything in my head. Think it'd be weird if I did.

Happened to mention to someone that I use an advert blocker. "Is that legal?"

It seems there are human beings on this planet--living, breathing, with functioning brains--who sincerely believe watching adverts to be a legal obligation.

Worth a spin! It has a very eclectic soundtrack by Robin Beanland which you might appreciate.

A shining jewel on a big pile of poo. 25 years later there's still nothing quite like it.

I say "K" rather than a thousand because I'm really cool.

Ed Tudor-Pole's House of Games.

IT'S TIME.

I'm being no-tooth-skin-shamed. On the internet of all places! This is a scandal!

Hang on a minute.

Teeth don't have skin.

In other news the Global Council of Matts (of which quite naturally I'm the president) have voted unanimously to strip Matt Goodwin of the name.

He will henceforth be referred to as Twat Goodwin.

I really like that song. I like the trumpet bits.

Later Kopter! Have a lovely break. To quote Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast, "marmalade, I like marmalade".

You think my BlueSky posts are rubbish? YOU SHOULD SEE MY DRAFTS. Oh boy.

When I am World King it'll be a leftwing utopia.

(Though I'll still be king, obviously.)

THIS IS WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE LISTENING TO IN THE YEAR 2060.