Judi Dench-backed rebels seized a nature site 250 miles north of the capital today.

The masculine urge to freeze to death on a doomed expedition to find the Northwest passage 🤌

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Alright troops, let's bring my chaotic cocktails from Instagram to other channels. Where else to start the series but Death In The Afternoon?

25ml absinthe
prosecco / champagne to fill
dash lemon juice

#cocktails #cocktailsathome #absınthe #prosecco #literary #kitchen #cottagecore #turtleneck

Awesome- thanks Kate!

A great day with the Birmingham Fencing Club boys at the West Mids Senior Championships and GB Cup qualifiers. A couple of happy firsts for me - scored at least a point in every group stage match, and won a knockout bout. Incremental progress, delighted to finish 23/30! #fencing #epee

Contractually obligated by Rebecca Black to Get Down on Friday.

Chaotic poetry over at my writing Insta, if you're interested: www.instagram.com/loopingstati...

As a persistent blurrer of the professional and the personal on Twitter, I'm trying to work out whether to treat Bluesky like LinkedIn or like Instagram. Perhaps I'll be purposefully chaotic and do both.