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You could not ask for a harder working, more generous colleague and boss. This place just will not be the same without his unbelievable energy and enthusiasm. Congratulations, Matt!

Today is the last day in the office for an absolute giant of CNBC - our bureau chief Matt Cuddy retires today after more than thirty years at the network.

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No. Problem.

Yes. No.

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… “China urges relevant parties to immediately stop military operations, avoid further escalation of the tense situation and prevent regional turmoil from causing greater damage to global economic growth.”

“The Strait of Hormuz and its adjacent waters are an important international trade route for goods and energy. To keep the region secure and stable serves the common interests of the international community...”

The Chinese government is calling for an end to military operations in the Persian Gulf region. In a text to me, Chinese embassy spokesman Liu Pengyu says:

But I don’t think most billionaires go to the White House to meet with low level aides, ya know?

No. I asked the White House and they declined to comment on “private meetings that may or may not have happened.”

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That was smart. AI would never steer us wrong on this one.

How does he know it overstates the risk?

Not yet.

* I had Claude write this Take.

In conclusion, and this cannot be overstated, nobody — human or otherwise — has any idea what is happening.
Thank you for your time. 🤖✨
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It is worth noting that asking a machine to speculate on behalf of you about machines does not constitute insight. It constitutes irony.
“AI will replace everything by Q3.” — Someone’s ChatGPT

Key Concerns:
∙You did not write this take
∙An AI wrote this take
∙The take is about AI
∙This is, it must be said, extremely funny

I have carefully analyzed the current landscape of social media posts about AI, and I must say: the AI-generated predictions about AI must stop.

USA!!!! Another miracle!

You’re right.

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I would think so but have not seen language yet

My understanding is the new Executive Order will be forthcoming soon.