Apologies, but checking the status of the Large Hadron Collider is not within my remit.
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Posts by The Strait of Hormuz
Wednesday 22nd April 2026:
Yup. I'm still closed
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Can confirm
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Tuesday 21st April 2026:
I am still closed
(ps I am not responsible for oil prices - blame your leaders)
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Please ask your satnav to direct you to "OnlyFans"
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I think you are mistaking me for @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social
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Monday 20th January 20.40 pm.
According to news sources, reports of my "chaos" is worrying investors.
This sounds like victim blaming & is the fault of ignorant human intransigence.
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Things are challenging at the moment
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Apologies, I do not remember
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I do not have a sense of humour. I am a waterway in the middle east
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I don't find it funny either - not knowing whether you're going to be open or closed makes planning nigh on impossible
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It is 😥
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Monday 20th April 2026:
I am still closed
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