Last month in The Onion:

I still have the door to that cabinet. It was awesome

There is plenty of competition in the field of grim, confusing bullshit at the minute but this has to be pretty up there (yes, this is the guy who composed the Halo soundtracks).

An evil Justice League

All the trans people I know are cool and all the anti-trans people are uniformly douchebags so I have decided that they are like the evil version of the Justice League but without the cool costumes.

This is the first (console) game my 10 year old daughter has been asking for. She’s so excited!

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

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Mayor James Solomon's statement on the reported ICE activity in downtown Jersey City yesterday.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Anyone going to NAB?

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

We really don’t have to praise someone for changing their pants after shitting in them, especially if they’ve repeatedly had to change their shit-filled slacks over the last 18 months.

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?

SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

Final Fantasy VI is 32 years old today.

It's hard to find words whenever I need to say something about FFVI because of how important and special it really is.

So I'll just say this—If you've never played it, you owe it to yourself as a gamer to experience it.

I promise, it's worth it.

This is what social media is meant to be about.

I'm just saying.

Not for nothing but a teaser trailer for Spaceballs 2 attached to Mandalorian & Grogu would be welcome.

Hamlets sacrifice in Legend of Gaia (SNES).

Massive.

Mine assume I broke something when YouTube or its ilk go down.

As someone who was laid off from Instagram during Meta's big layoffs, I would like to say that Mark Zuckerberg could have given each one of us $10 million as severance and still spent less than he did on the Metaverse, thank you and good night

What the Jon Scheyer interview looked like on the ESPN Bracketology show.

Co-sign

A photo of a white Nintendo Wii sitting on an illuminated pedestal.

I'm just gonna say it.

The Nintendo Wii was awesome and deserves a lot more love in the Retro Gaming community.

That is all.

Roblox is just 3 newgrounds in a trench coat.

Or indeed national leaders who surround themselves with sycophants rather than diversity.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.