😀 This just popped up in my FB from 11 years ago today...

#horror #Friday13th #Jason

Ah poop stick. The screaming void that I use to get to work is all broken. It's silently whispering the poems of a long gone peoples, and sending people to The realm of old roting fish. I hate the feeling of fish slime on my vines.

i hope the next pope has lobster claws instead of hands

Three black rabbits on a white background. The rabbits have white eyes and markings on their heads that look like upside down crosses. #Stasanie

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The feeling of the thousand eyed spider slowing lowering itself onto your sleeping form in the light of a silent dusk. Looking for refuge in your unwashed hair. What a way to wake up.

Making a macaroni necklace for my old buddy Sasquatch. However, I wished someone told me not to cook them first. 😕
#cryptid #macaroniart

Just a PSA, dog hair collected from under a bed does not make a good wash cloth. If you want to diy a wash cloth, the best fur to use is shedded pet moose fur. The mini mooses are my favorite!

Another one for the #horror girls!

Weeping willows are my favorite willows.

Does anyone have suggestions on how to get my package through the unknowable gray void of melancholy and ennui? The USPS keeps dropping everything off at my neighbors.

Nice pic of my bestie!!

Fresno got really upset when I asked them if they consider the thing holding up their pants a belt or a necklace. I'm blocked now. 😭

Joyous news! do believe that the mold person that lives under the tub can speak in full sentences now. Guess it is time to ask them to pay rent.

Fuck.

It's wild how it's all really happening. Some real "may you live in interesting times" stuff.