oh baby characterize coherent subscales with an appropriate account of fully spatiotemporal system evolution analysissss, OHH BAYBAYY YEAAAAASSSS

again... finally. thank you Tim and Ben man

i heard you guys are now allowing small lutes and bongos into 90% of those Onion-owned camps where we are supposed to "concentrate", right? That's great, I will be getting my killing done by the trump goons that take over Onion Brand camps, with my musical troupe

still adding finishing touches to a NSFW 3FA scheme. Authentications are very sexual and will disrupt the typical power structures in any sizable administration.

Open your assholes, America! then insert the device, and clinch using an informational representation of your choice. Boom; you're secure

no no, i'm sure the loyalties of your billion-dollar bunker guards pulling shifts are beyond question. Totally impervious to a near-total implosion of the entire financial system that you caused in your immaculate hallucinations (hey at least *those* are well outsourced and automated, heyguys?bravo

a wealth tax movement is quickly growing in the UK and to lesser extent (currently) in the US, and if its necessity is not soon realized and implented in actual (drastic) changes to tax policy, well, I mean...

the wealthy chose a violent resolution over and over and over and over.

sucks to suck

are you forreal analyzing the economic effects of extreme wealth inequality and concentration??! and you include materialist considerations across a vast majority of humans in the working class?? oh FUCK brooooo that's anti-American!

and it is, more than ever! Bad news for the descriptor "American"

still amazing that decades of pro-wealth inequality propaganda (which is now the fully-establishment viewpoint) has been so effective that it has managed to attach unspeakably evil connotations and associations onto "Marxist" schools of thought and analyses

definitely taken as yet another 'fuck you' from ol' '26

hahahah Gary Stevenson was just like "I'm calling up Piketty on your asses" and i have no doubt that Piketty will answer the call. Love it

fuck Palantir.

datascrape deez nuts, Peter and Alex, you fucking psychos

and JD liste-, EXCUSE ME.! 🫸🫷EXCUSE ME. 👐The president is talking. 🖐️🤚JD no one in the vatican will see anything comin'. boy, you better, people everywhere in the universe will say "oh, wow! really, wowwee!! and, JD did it?? he did that!!?? gee, i was wrong about that guy.."
JD you can. You can do it

some guy tripping balls at a little nat'l forrest dj show i spun at walk ms out of the woods, shimmies up to me and goes 😟🫣"hhheuyy, mann... have you ever.. farted?" 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

everything victor wembanyama does and says amazes me. The basketball stuff is real weird, like, statistically, but his philosophies & ability to communicate them? I might try to hang out with that guy. He'll be on a court either playing or coaching basketball as long as he draws breath. pretty cool

at last, we will reveal ourselves to the progressives,
said Darth JD

Fuckin' SHUT UP! We are GOLFIN today, fuckin dumbass!! Not going into work!,
truthed palpatine, as he (once again) force-choked the sofa-sleeper 'til JD tweeted uncle

'bout a year ago, someone at work gifted me a book called "surviving 1,000 centuries" and immediately i had to stifle the urge to deadpan "thanks greg. hey,um do you have anything significantly more short-term oriented?"

But what's the use. greg isn't our generation. The 39-year-olds

ohhh, daddy's right back in control.

president Palpatine's blockade on the Naboo is perrrfectly legalllllll, I can asssuree youuu
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drop a "meesa-.." atcha boy

love EA. "i'm killing everyone, yes, every single human being!! for the greater good"

i'm gonna come out of nowhere with this when i've just met someone

"i'm a teacher! I teach down at Willis middle school."

"It sounds like you may need to redirect bloodflow to other areas. ...

seein' JD in the news, for once, the brain auto-gens "well, i mean? hey at least JD wanted to *seem* intelligent, at some point in his life. years ago, now"

and just like that, America is so back

hello this is jeffrey Bay's ohst in your brainstem speaker?? can you bring up some toast, maybe.? I gotta feed my penishead somethin' man!! 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

ahhhhhhh, the Content getting made in our era of ad absurdism
🧑🏼‍🍳💋(chef's kiss)

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move over, there's an old *new* artemis in orbit, bub

update:
honestly i could see bibi do some "small" "tactical" nukes in Iran if the Iranians/Hezbollah continue to probe the iron dome's defensive schemes and increasingly achieve serious mass casualties

it is a dark timeline. To trump, rn, he does not feel in control like he probably felt 12 hrs ago

dr. zaius
dr. zaius

i thought we all agreed to put on the monkey costumes during re-entry

these billionaire dipshits probably ordered claude to condense the movie Elysium into a children's picture-book, and they were like "oh yehhh we re doin thta" [sic]

like imagine being able to say "ok, materialistically, everyone's good. We will now give everyone jobs that promote and reinforce self-actualization".

>pausing, touches center of ear

ah, well, the billionaires said no, soooo

boy. imagine if we could build society around maximizing *this* across all humans.

it's possible. not exactly right now. but maybe if we don't exterminate ourselves, it is possible.

shit he rizzed up! all da way
str8 dino bussin
jesus

reminds me of a full moon last year. took my skimboard to the beach at midnight for a moonlit session, could still see every wave coming in and everything. 👍 cheers