[object Object] @zzt@mas.to unix systems will have some crap named /bin/stink and the man page is “send jobs to the Stinkwriter” and all the arguments are indecipherable and the only times it’s been touched were in 1993 when gnu cloned it from unix v6 for whatever reason and last week when it grew a CLAUDE.md and .cursor and whoever took over maintenance started flooding it with broken slop features nobody asked for

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Paper & Pencil, Andersonville’s hugely popular stationery shop, is moving to a larger storefront. blockclubchi.co/4tg3MHa

Fake image of a Viktor Orbán tweet that says "STOP THE COUNT." This parodies the real tweet made by Donald Trump on Nov. 5th, 2020, where he said the same thing.

Security folks: have we considered *not* releasing security patches for the avalanche of bugs we're about to deal with? Hear me out.

Given how much faster it's getting to reverse engineer an exploit from a patch and that we're expecting to fix *so* many bugs at once, maybe do a full release.

This is gonna kill SaaS

Neil armstrong was the first man who had to walk on the moon

thoughts on today:

1) the protests are good, actually

2) you should go to one of you can

3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy

4) you might meet people who you can organize with

5) there are more of us than there are of them

6) we are going to win

"hasan" and "conor" both go in the Bad Name Hole

It'd be interesting to see a browser extension that blocks everything that isn't on the z-indicies with the main content without breaking the website

I’m thrilled to become the Democratic Nominee for the Cook County Board of Commissioners in the 10th District. This campaign was shaped by the hands of hundreds of people who made our victory possible.

I've seen enough. Drake Warren will be the Cook County Commissioner of District 10!

hey can you all get even weirder about the IL-09 race? everyone is asking why you aren't being even more insane

i think one of the reforms we need to do for woke is make all computer guys take humanities classes again and also if they complain about them they have to take more humanities classes

It was like if the MLB allowed corked bats

This is a pro-fun account.

There’s a lot going on, times are hard and they aren’t going to get better any time soon.

Celebrate your half birthday.Make up holidays.Find reasons to gather, party and fellowship.Find your people.Spend time with family and friends. Ignore anyone in opposition to fun.

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

let eat

It's so hard to choose! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzRW...

Reading your palm: Wow… this is quite the life line… you will live a long healthy life!!

Reading your skull: Too bad you’ll be Irish during it

Cloud-to-butt returns

Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

We need a word that means the same thing as “enshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.

Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.

This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space.

Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.

All of my orbs, gone

Shout out to big cities. FUCK Middle America

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

Living in the gooberverse

I doubt tech alone could solve this issue, but it does have me looking at these publishing platforms' APIs 👀

I'm Shipping Up To Boston takes the light from my eyes