I'd like to double down on Mass Effect being a mom game because I remembered that Grunt is literally your son and you literally have to raise him and guide him through puberty and help him talk to girls and remind him what a handsome young man he is and also bail him out of prison.
we all got jumanjied into monopoly
Photo mode screenshot from Death Stranding 2 with Norman Reedus and the Funky Feetus in a crouched and ready position, a doll with the likeness of director Fatih Akin levitating behind him, a tar-soaked black cat with bat wings flying next to the doll, and a baby in a mid-air martial arts pose in front of both of them. They are posing in front of a glorious shower of golden sparks on a wet Mexican night.
Leave my son and my other son and my daughter alone
*the most annoying person alive* I think of myself as politically unhoused
Been playing Disco Elysium. Why is the redheaded child so cruel to me? Am I that bad? Truly?
Every linkedin post is something like "This wasn't made by a Hollywood studio. No camera crew. No VFX team. No massive budget." above an AI video that is the biggest piece of shit you've ever seen
help help theyre making me rotund down at the balkan grill
Absolutely! More and more people are joining the pygyma movement every day!
Me: For many, the biggest hurdle to working out is getting ready in the morning... Until now! Get up and go with an outfit you can sleep AND work out in!
Nike CEO: Yes. Interesting...
Me [moments later, being dragged away]: They're called pyGYMas!
42% - waiting for the barbarians
a better title would have been Waiting for Robert Pattinson
40% (again) - The Drama
moral of the story is be careful drinking orange wine
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
*pours shit wine*
Hell yeah Bosnia
To be fair it was a bit unfair that Italy had to play Bosnia AND Herzegovina.
There was!
Billy Mitchell's greatest contribution was being a fantastic documentary villain
Oh the gezondheidsdienst will be hearing from me
I still don't know the difference between diesel and petrol except that diesel sounds more "dieselly"
An arcade machine in a hospital environment
sorry I didn't reply I was setting the high score on the free donkey kong machine at the amsterdam vaccination center
i cant believe im so so depressed....me, australia's sweetheart....
ah fuck I forgot to plan out my future
if u like Lake Mungo, you'll be into Corporeal, a horror game where u investigate a cursed 90s NZ family photo album
Louis Theroux: I was on Arrakis spending time with a young man who’d recently moved into a cave and taken on the mantle of a messianic desert leader, Paul or as his followers called him, Muad'Dib.
love cracking open a few blueskis after a long day.
Rocky 🥹
Me [stressed, everything is on fire, replying to a Slack]: Yep! Sounds perfect! :dancing_parrot:
Steadfast in my take that "the lot" burgers are Australia's greatest contribution to the culinary oeuvre. Everyone should be doing this.
Playing Citizen Sleeper and I will do whatever it takes to get Lem and Mina off this forsaken ring. I will pick mushrooms for a thousand cycles if that's what it takes.
Helloooo 🙋♂️ writer at guerrilla
